| 26 things to do in a public bathroom |
| 26. Comment "pooh, who did that?" 25. Complement poeple on their shoes 24. Introduce yourself to the person next to you, start a converstation 23. Provide 'strenuos' sound effects 22. Ask the person next to you if anything is swimming in there bowl 21. Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives 20. Scream "Oh my God! What the hell is that? 19. Stimulate a drug deal 18. Pretend to fall in 17. Roll easter eggs under doors 16. Start a sing along 15. Act schizophrenically 14. Knock on the doors off occupied stall and ask if they are there, when they reply ask if they are busy 13. Masquerade as a door to door salesman 12. Ask when the movie starts, loudly 11. Write 'nerdy' graffiti, like 'please was your hands, thankyou' 10. Break down doors of occupied stalls, camera in hand. 9. Pour water over stall doors onto occupant. 8. Say, "Oops, missed, while pouring water into both sides of stall 7. Rub Chocolate on your hands and reach under stall and ask the guy if he has any toilet paper. 6. At night, turn off lights 5. Run around naked yelling "Wheres the fish?" 4. Collect a door charge 3. Ask if there is a doctor in the house 2. Impersinate elvis 1. Ask if anyone can see your pet sewer rat/python |
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