| 30 ways to annoy someone |
| Sing the batman song nonstop In the memo field in all your checks, write 'for sensual message' Specify that your drive through order is 'to go' Learn morse code, then have conversations with friends in public Amuse yourself for hours by hooking a camcorder into your TV and pointing at the screen Speak only in a 'robot' voice Push all the flat lego pieces togther tightly Start all your meals by licking your food, eyeing the people around you, then say "to make sure no one steals it" Stomp on little ketchup packups Sniff incesantly Leave your turn signal on for 50 miles Name your dog 'dog' Insist on keeping your windshield wipers on through all weather. Reply to what everyone says with, "thats what you think" Claim that you wear a bicycle helmet as a part of your astrounaut training Claim your apartment an independant nation, then sue your neighbor for using your airspace Purposly forget the punch line to a LONG joke, but tell the listener it was a real hoot Follow a few steps behind someone, spraying everything they touch with lysol Practice making fax and modem noises Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers, then copy them to your boss Make beeping noises when someone backs up invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance Erect a number of ropes in your back yard, and tell your neighbors that you are 'spider person' Finish all your sentances with "accordance to prophecy" Wear a special hip holster for your remote Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentaces, producing an akward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more at any moment Signal that a converation is over by covering your ears Disassemble your pen, and 'accidently' flip the ink cartridge across the room Give a play by play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice. Holler Random numbers while someone is counting |