| Five year olds thoughts on the bible, what can I say? |
| 1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere. 2. The bible is full of intresting caricatures. In the first bok of the bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from and an apple. One of their Children, Cain, asked, Am I my brothers son? 3. Moses lead the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingreidents. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. he died before he ever reached Canada. 4. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupiness. 5. Moses and his wifes were stuck on the boat for forty days and forty nights. They were so bored they sent a olive out to find land, but the cat ate it, so they sent out a bird. It came back with a leaf. Then god promised never to make a flood again. 6. Um the bible is um something um to tell us um wy the um devil um isn't nice um so we um won't um praise him like my mom says my brother does. 7. Juda was a rich kid. His dad bought him a coat when his 120 brothers didn't. The king of Eygept was so jealous he decided to throw him in a well. But he survived. Then the king decided to be his right hand man as long as he gave him the coat. 8. The lambs and lions behaved with each other before they got on the boat because the lions knew when no one was looking they could eat them om the boat. 9. I love God because if he wasn't in heaven, the devil would come up and kill Bill CLinton, then take over america, then the world. (I love that one) 10. We say Grace before we eat because if we didn't diseases would slowly infest our body and eat our insides until we die a slow and painfail death contuinuesly screaming in misery, and when we wake up we will die a thousand of those deaths every day in the anti heaven (What are they teaching them?!?) |