| The only thing made by me. Concluding that I hate soccer |
| Call all the Mini Vans in the parking lot 'Soccer Tanks' Get you defense to start singing bingo Go Lawn chair hopping Set the Championship game in Peru If you blocking someone, introduce yourself. Don't forgot your grades, the guy you like, etc. Wear War Paint Soccers not a violent game, do all your tackeling during half time During Practice, instead of having a Soccer scrimage, have a rugby scrimage Flirt with the ref If someone's blocking you, scream Dike and run. Every time you see her from there on out, run or pull out the mace. Bring Popcorn |