| Qoutes, Self Explanitory I say |
| Micheal Jackson was born a black boy, and will die a white woman. Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity Hard Work has a future payoff, lazyness pays off now What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? Consiousness: That annoying thing between naps We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. Very Funny Scotty, now beam me down. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misqouted and used against you in the court of law. A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking No one is listing untill you make a mistake A clear concsiouss is usually the sign of a bad memory Find a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have a penny Heaven is the place where the police are British, the cooks are french. the lovers are Italian, the mechanics are German, and it is all orginized by the swiss, Hell is where the British are Cooks, the mechanics french, the lovers swiss, the police are German, and its all orginized by the Italian. I'm not a vegetarian because i love animals, i'm a vegetarian because i hate plants. The art of flying is to throw yourslef at the ground and miss He is one of those people who would be greatly improved by death Too bad the people who know how to run a country are to busy cutting hair and driving cabs Its better for a guy to be quite and be thought a fool, than to speak and be made certain Crime does not pay...as well as poilitics I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words Don't think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as a larger target selection You don't have to agree with me, but its quicker, and easier I know they say love is blind, but does it have to be deaf, dumb, and stupid? |