| Tell if your a REAL man... |
| Alien beings from a highly advanced race visit Earth and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of friendship, they present to with a sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinate supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence on the entire earth. You: A: Present it to the President of the US B: Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations. C: Take it apart. As you grow older, the thing you miss most about youth is: A: Innocence B: Idealism C: Cherry Bombs When is it ok to kiss another man? A: When you wish to display simple and pure affection disregard for narrow minded social conventions B: When he is the pope C: When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino, and this is the only way to show him that you have to kill him. What about hugging? A: When he is your father and one of you has a fatal disease. B: When performing the Heimlich manuever C: When you are a baseball player and your teammate just hit the winning run, including that 1. He is legally within the basepath 2. Both of you are wearing protective cups, 3. You beat him down untill he has atleast 3 fractures. Finish the sentance, A funeral is a good time to A: Mourn the lost in a peaceful and proper way. B: Reflect on how you should cherish life C: Tell the joke about the guy who had alheizmers disease and cancer... Your wife comes down with a near fatal disease, and asks you to care for the three kids while she's sick, you say A: That you will not rest until everything is the way it should be. B: The story of the first time you saw her C: "We have three?" The perfect pet in your opinion is: A: A Cat B: A DOg C: A dog eating cat To score: Moslty A's: Your a pansy Mostly B's: Your a boy Mostly C's: YOur a REAL man |