| 25 ways to annoy people in a computer lab |
| 1. Log on, wait a sec, get a frightened face, and shout, "Sh*t! They found me!" and bolt. 2. Laugh unconarablly for 3 minutes and then stare at the people staring at you. 3. Turn off your computer, complain it doesn't work, when someone turns it on, turn it off, go on for an hour. 4. Type frantically, then stare at the people next to you evilly. 5. Before anyone is in the lab, connect to monitors to different CPU's 6. Write a program to play the batman song over and over and over again. 7. Swear for five minutes straight, then tell everyone staring at you that aol kicked you off. 8. Look suprised at screen, then climb under desk. 9. Ask people if they know how to tap pentagon files. 10. Sacrifice something to the computer before turning it on. 11. Bring a chainsaw, don't use it, if anyone asks, reply "Just in case," and trail off. 12. Light candles in a pentagram around the monitor. 13. Put a straw in your mouth, and try to type with it. 14. Try to stick a nintendo game in the floppy disk drive, if it doesn't fit, ask the personall. 15. If on IBM, turn it on, and yell, "Where's the freaking apple?" 16. Laugh and yell "You will all perish." And continue working. 17. Bring dry ice and make it look like your computer is smoking. 18. Assign musical notes to each key, hum them as you hit them, Type a paper. 19. Bring in magnets, have fun. 20. If doing caculations, bring out an acubus, state old ways are best. 21. Play pong on the most powerful computer for hours. 22. Try to swat invisible bugs. 23. Run into the lab screaming armeggendon is here, and sit down and start typing. 24. When an employee leaves, sit down and start typing frantically, when they come back say, "Thank god your here." 25. Two words: Tesla Coil. |