Even More Ugly Truth

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...the truth hurts
sure, not as much as jumping on a bicycle with no seat
but it hurts!

survey part the first

survey part the second

steven

It's not mean if it's true

it is to laugh

Finally, the last part of the survey! As if my friends weren't mean enough, wait til you read the post-survey wrap-up...

If I had broccoli stuck in my teeth would you tell me?

Allison: unlikely to be terribly discreet about it (unless the situation called for it) I'd probably be laughing and checking mine so you couldn't harass me too.
Scott: Only after giggling with no explanation first.
Dan: only after you introduced yourself to the cutest guy you ever saw! hehe Yes I would.
Sarah: Of course not.
Carolyn: Yes. But if it were spinach, no.......do you even like broccoli?
Shady: of coarse...after a few hours of you wearing it, because green would go so well with those eyes

stay tuned for more survey silliness to come!

This last little section will be things said about me, usually to my face, that while hysterically funny... well, fine. They're just plain funny. But I'm not bitter.

My friend Richard, describing my life as an innocent bystander: "It's like watching a train wreck"
An old boss, after hearing how clumsy I am: "You are SUCH a magnet for the bazaar!"
After playing a Cyndi Lauper CD at work: "Must you ALWAYS be such a stereotype?"
An old roommate: "You're so fucking perky it's all I can do to stop myself from shooting you."
An old coworker: "You make me so glad I'm an only child."
"How can somebody so short be so loud?" (can't remember)
Keith, regarding my volume: "You *have* no 'inside voice'"
My old boss: "It is so difficult to mentor you."
Lynne and Keith: "You DO have a quote voice."
My best friend from college: "You're about as subtle as a fucking tolet seat."

NICKNAMES

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