| HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
| Quite simply, "hhhhhh" is the sound of highly exasperated, annoyed breath escaping from a fed-up pair of lungs, usually belonging to my mother or sister. So you'll find on this page things that make my head explode. That's a lot, huh? So here goes - I'm sure you'll find on this list things that you can't stand, either. And don't try to use this as ammunition... |
| Stepping in water with socks on (let's start big) People who have no concept of space and time on the DC Beltway All of my friends keep leaving the area (more upsetting than annoying) When the neighborhood hooligans decide to de-glass my windows People who are late Me being late People who make me late Being unable to cover up my "duh" moments before anyone notices Getting so close to debt resolution and then getting knocked back again People leaning over to talk to you who don't own a toothbrush People who brush their hair at Freddie's Getting the friendly "hello kiss" from someone with a slightly open mouth. Restaurant managers with a Napoleon complex. |
| ...do you want me to hurt you? |
| The list is rated from one to ten. One being a simple "Excuse me?" Somewhere around five, my eyes bug out and the Shock Trauma Voice emerges. At ten, the last sound you'll hear is the fizzle of my neck veins disintegrating right before my head explodes. |
| Things that make ya go |
| 9.5 7 3.5 5.4 6 7 8.5 3.5 9.4 8.2 7.5 6.9 5.3 |