| If at first you don't succeed, give up. No use being a damn fool ~Murphy's Law |
| If it jams-Force it. If it breaks-it needed replacing anyway. ~Lowery's Law |
| If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on. ~Murphy's Law |
| Trying is the first step towards failure |
| Valentine's day is a cruel, evil holiday which exists soley to pour lemon juice on the paper-cut hearts of the unattached. ~Kelly M. O'Donnel |
| The amount of time since the last time you saved your document is directly proportional to the chance of an error occuring and losing the document. Thomas F. Clauss III |
| Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them |
| Oh what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to deceive. ~William Shakespeare |
| Alright that's the end of the quote madness for now. I'm sure I'll be updating soon! Till next time... |
| Say what you mean and mean what you say |
| True love is like a circle, never ending and forever flowing. ~Mystic Dreamer |
| You don't die of a broken heart, you only wish you did |
| Sometimes there is no next time, no time outs, no second chances, sometimes it's now or never. |
| If we couldn't laugh, we'd all go insane ~Jimmy Buffet |
| The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow ~ H.G. Wells |
| If tomorrow never comes and you're left empty handed, remember yesterday when you took it all for granted. |
| Forgiveness is me giving up my right to hurt you for hurting me |
| A smile of sweetest flowers/Wilted so and sour/Black tears strain the cheeks/that were once so admired |
| The reason you can't fool all fo the people all the time is because half of those people are women ~Anon |
| The course of love never did run smooth ~Shakespeare |
| Be willing to be uncomfortable Be comfortable being uncomfortable It may get tough, but it's a small price to pay for living a dream ~Peter Mc Williams |