| July 17th 9:35 pm |
| Okay! I woke up this morning at like 4:30 am and went to get a soda and my mummy was upstairs getting ready for work. About 30 minutes later Andie wakes me up so she can drag me upstairs to get her a drink. After that we couldn't really go back to sleep for quite a while. Well eventually we got up and did stuff but I'm not going into details cuz well they're boring. But here's the most hilarious thing ever. Okay, you all know that I am a pyro. So lit like 10 candles all about my room, including the "voo doo alter"-as breen calls it-on my fireplace. Yeah well I even lit this one candle that my mom gave to me even though it burns kind of funny. Well Andie fell back asleep and I was just reading when I heard a pop. I just mumbled "glass explodes!" (I've had glass explode in my room before lol) I turn around and on my desk the weird burning candle has exploded the glass and there is a like 1 foot flame going! I screamed and Andie mumbled something thinking I was screaming about something in my book. Well i knew what to do-I have fire accidents a lot, never this bad-but I screamed anyway (I dunno why) well andie woke up and was like doing nothing but screaming and going in and out of my sliding glass door LoL. Well I just grabbed this atomizer (it's those old fashioned perfume spraying things with the pump) that has water in it and unscrewed it and poured it on the flame. Well the bottle must have some kind of chemical cuz the flame exploded even bigger. I screamed again (What the hell?) but even as I was screaming I was running upstairs to get a damp cloth to smother it with cuz the flame was getting bigger and dangerously close to very flamable stuff. Andie and I ran screaming up the stairs (LoL, I don't know why I kept screaming) and I got my mom's old potholder and almost ran back down without wetting it (DUH TERESA!) I soaked the potholder and ran back downstairs but andie stayed behind for a bit screaming something about where my fire estinguisher was (We don't have one) and that she's gonan call 911 (um no andie, our house is not on fire, just the desk!) So I go downstairs and beat the fire down until I think it's small enough to pour water on. Well I tried the atomizer again and it flared up so I just beat it to death with my soggy potholder. By this time I was laughing hysterically and Andie had surfaced with cornstarch to sprinkle on the flame that was already out when she arrived. I now have broken glass melted onto my desk. I also went to Tae Kwon Do again FINALLY! I've missed it so much! It was a blast and a real workout. I still think i lost more calories laughing, screaming and running about when the candle exploded. Lmao. Good times. *Screaming*Laughing*and*Exploding*Candles* |