Name:
Beardy Mc Uglyface
Picture:
Gender:
Unknown
Favourite Food:
Babies
Favourite Film
Schindler’s list; (my idea of a feel good film)
Favourite sexual position
- Wherever it is that Beckham plays, or is that rugby?
Other disgusting information
Weight: about five minutes and I’m yours
Height: taller than a warthog, shorter than an elephant
Width: Doors smaller than a metre wide present a problem
Pubic hair colour: I cant see below my belly button
Hobbies: Shooting rabbits, collecting road kill, scaring small children and beating up members of inferior races
Occupation: fighting to give an evil party of the un-dead control of the country. As well as breeding an army of orcs should peaceful methods fail.