| The Best of Steve | |||||||||||
| Steve Kozma...while you may not know him, you've probably heard a few things about him, and chances are, they aren't very nice. Here are some of the best - and worst - moments from Steve. | |||||||||||
| KozStev: blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Mindus of Moo: ha KozStev: whats up? Mindus of Moo: hahahahahahahaha Mindus of Moo: hahahahahahahaha Mindus of Moo: hahahahahahahaha Mindus of Moo: hahahahahahahaha KozStev: funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyy KozStev: funnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy KozStev: funnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy KozStev: so what kinda drugs u on? Mindus of Moo: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa KozStev: ok is that all u are going to say? Mindus of Moo: muwahahahahahahahahahaha Mindus of Moo: aaaaahhh hahahahahahahahaha KozStev: ohhhh siht not that Mindus of Moo: **points** hahahahahahahahha KozStev: shit KozStev: i hate that Mindus of Moo: HA KozStev: HA KozStev: BONEHEAD!!!! Mindus of Moo: really KozStev: YEAH Mindus of Moo: well in that case Mindus of Moo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KozStev: ok |
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| KSKOZZIE: what if I were to tell u that I was sercretly in love with u??? Mindus of Moo: i'd sit here apathetically and have a good laugh about it later Mindus of Moo: beware, i just quoted you in my deadjournal Mindus of Moo: you should be happy |
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| Mindus of Moo: don't rape KSKOZZIE: I wanna bone u Mindus of Moo: don't we all Mindus of Moo: go away |
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| skkozzie16: whats up Mindus of Moo: hoping not your dick skkozzie16: LMAO skkozzie16: u crack me up Mindus of Moo: really now skkozzie16: yeah skkozzie16: so can i check your site out? Mindus of Moo: no skkozzie16: why not skkozzie16: i won't sign your guessbook Mindus of Moo: doesn't matter skkozzie16: come on skkozzie16: after all the mean things u say about me u won't let me check your damn site out Mindus of Moo: that's right Mindus of Moo: i'm just a mean person like that skkozzie16: please Mindus of Moo: NEIN FRAULEIN skkozzie16: ok what does that mean? Mindus of Moo: "no" skkozzie16: ok be that way Mindus of Moo: okay! skkozzie16: so what are u up to Mindus of Moo: as far as you're concerned, shooting you down skkozzie16: well it could be worse Mindus of Moo: damn Mindus of Moo: tell me how so i can do it skkozzie16: u haven't been so harsh on me today Mindus of Moo: would you like that to change skkozzie16: thats up to u skkozzie16: i cant control how u act Mindus of Moo: thank god skkozzie16: so do u think we could actually have a convosation without u telling me off or being a smart ass? Mindus of Moo: probably not since i don't want to talk to you anyways skkozzie16: well u are the one that IMed me early Mindus of Moo: yeah but only for cheap entertainment Mindus of Moo: so don't let it go to your head skkozzie16: whatever skkozzie16: shit for a second there I was actually starting to think that u weren't the bitch that u acted like u were......but i guess i was wrong Mindus of Moo: awwwwwwww do you really expect me to be nice to you? Mindus of Moo: you're trying to make me feel bad about myself....sniff sniff.... skkozzie16: whatever forget I imed u go be a bitch to someone else i don't need it Mindus of Moo: okay |
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| PrincessTidbits: you are such a moron PrincessTidbits: stop being a stalker PrincessTidbits: you homorapist Skozma: for one u don't know what a stalker is and for two i don't even talk to her anymore so whatever PrincessTidbits: yeah right PrincessTidbits: i know who a stalker is and it is YOU PrincessTidbits: YOU PrincessTidbits: YOU PrincessTidbits: YOU PrincessTidbits: YOU |
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| Skozma: ohhh wow u are cool now......u can but big words together PrincessTidbits: um...how bout NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Skozma: put PrincessTidbits: you can't even spell PUT cod how dumb are you PrincessTidbits: you should be in sped school Skozma: right Skozma: u know it Skozma: how did u ever figure it out PrincessTidbits: with the little helmet |
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| Skozma: no i am just getting bitched at enough so please don't start bitching at me some more Mindus of Moo: well i won't bitch then Mindus of Moo: am i still free to make fun of you? |
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| KSKOZZIE: u are cold hearted Mindus of Moo: better than dummer than fuck like you Mindus of Moo: excuse me for not pitying the mentally challenged here |
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| skkozzie14: can I ask u this.......... Mindus of Moo: NO |
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| C2LTKozma has entered the room. x dr3w x: haha FireCrow03: hello steve FireCrow03: do you have an artichoke? M1ndK0ntr0L: lol x dr3w x: mindy wants to eat your artichoke C2LTKozma: who in the blue hell are u people? x dr3w x: hell isnt blue. its red and black. i live there. M1ndK0ntr0L: i got kicked out of hell FireCrow03: smells great, doesn't it M1ndK0ntr0L: is this thee steve M1ndK0ntr0L: the one who died FireCrow03: what are you up to tonight, steve? x dr3w x: no C2LTKozma: nothing much who are u guys? x dr3w x: hes sleeping in my bed right now FireCrow03: ooooo FireCrow03: gettin toasty? M1ndK0ntr0L: ahh, cool x dr3w x: my name is drew. i am cool. M1ndK0ntr0L: my name is tom, i am not cool FireCrow03: steeeeeeeevie x dr3w x: i want artichoke M1ndK0ntr0L: damn, i hope i can sleep over my friend's house tomorrow, i miss sleep over's x dr3w x: i miss having... friends lol C2LTKozma: well how did u get my name? M1ndK0ntr0L: lol C2LTKozma: do i know any of u? M1ndK0ntr0L: i miss having artichoke FireCrow03: steve, do you have sleep overs? FireCrow03: steve! i can't believe you don't remember me! x dr3w x: i cant believe you dont remember me too! M1ndK0ntr0L: or me, you whore x dr3w x: i am offended. FireCrow03: god wow, you're getting really bad M1ndK0ntr0L: after all those night we spent together x dr3w x: pot is good but it shouldnt make you forget who you lost your virginity to M1ndK0ntr0L: lol FireCrow03: gasp! M1ndK0ntr0L: that was classic FireCrow03: i thought i was the first! FireCrow03: YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME!! x dr3w x: steve.. you cheated on me.. and then forgot me M1ndK0ntr0L: steve u have a lot of explaining to do FireCrow03: YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A TASTE OF ARTICHOKE AGAIN WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU! x dr3w x: wow this is starting to sound like 'find it, fuck it, forget it' FireCrow03: haha M1ndK0ntr0L: lol FireCrow03: don't you have something to say for yourself? x dr3w x: well, steve... ill always remember our night together. but you. you! should be ashamed of yourself. C2LTKozma: i still don't know who u are? C2LTKozma: whats are your names M1ndK0ntr0L: lol x dr3w x: my name is drew. dont you remember my rack? M1ndK0ntr0L: notice how u havent denied any of this FireCrow03: i don't need a name to define the shared passions...in such light, names are trivial x dr3w x: how i let you cum all over my chest. FireCrow03: lol FireCrow03: shhh x dr3w x: damn you steve. i think im going to kill myself. am i THAT forgettable? M1ndK0ntr0L: shut up slut, u cheated on my steve x dr3w x: i am cutting myself x dr3w x: getting.. drowsy FireCrow03: drew! noooo! x dr3w x: seeing.... spots.. M1ndK0ntr0L: i should of known something was up when i saw the cum stains on those panties i bought u FireCrow03: it isn't worth it! FireCrow03: you can always break off a piece of TOM's ass! C2LTKozma has left the room. x dr3w x: ugh.. before... i die... all i want... is one... last..... FireCrow03: hahahaha x dr3w x: artichoke.. FireCrow03: lol M1ndK0ntr0L: i think we freaked him out FireCrow03: thanks dudes x dr3w x: hahaha FireCrow03: haha yeah x dr3w x: that was good times FireCrow03: he's a pedophile x dr3w x: tom, youre right that was hillarious how he didnt deny anything M1ndK0ntr0L: i know, lol M1ndK0ntr0L: makes you wonder x dr3w x: that kid must do mad drugs FireCrow03: naw, he just sniffs windex x dr3w x: is this still mindy? FireCrow03: yeah, carly's on the phone x dr3w x: x dr3w x (3:43:16 AM): steve.. will you marry me? C2LTKozma signed off at 3:43:16 AM. |
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