Carly - Talking to people on behalf of the Agency is fun. My dream of becoming a world-famous novelist will materialize just as soon as you become a tattoo artist and professional piercer, okay? Muwahahaha, I'll let you handle all my body art. Westland is ghetto. Todd is my bitch. MR. HAPPY BEEFY CHUNKS!!! You're the only one of my friends that can speak halfway decent German, and I commend you for it. You also have extremely good taste in music. You share my pains that Geocities brings. I heart you.
Ronni - Would you be offended if I called you Ronald McDonald? Okay, Steggn actually said that, but whatever. You cheat at writing 7 page notes! And then people steal them! It's not fair! But you keep my inbox a hoppin' place, so it's all good. I have my degree in gynacology - that's some high quality bloopage for ya. You've got way too many guys to keep track of, but I bet they're all 6.5". Good fun. Scratch Joey's ass more often, show him that you love him. Muwahaha, I'm a pussy on patrol. I like feet. CHOMP. Ja, we're doing stuff more often, cause we never do anything. Your balls have finally dropped...I'm so proud of you...entering the wide world of testosterone. Happiness! Stop being bored all the time!
Ash - You push me into stationary objects, and that's not nice. Commerica was sooo much fun. Bobby's some hot shit, yo! I gotta get me a piece of that invisible boy. And we're going to Roscommon and buying frickin' underwear that matches our frickin' bras, okay? "I wish I were a hick." Evil glare, ooo, scary. German would've been more fun with you, dude. I still think you should've just walked away with that 6-toed kitten and pissed your mom off. And your grandma wouldn't let me keep the bunny at her house!! Nooooooo!! **tragedies** Young Frankenstein - MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1
Steggn - Your hives make me laugh, and then itch all over. You need to come and visit my site more often. Muwaha, thrift store shopping was interesting. I heart that jacket, yo. Should've gotten $10 so I could go pick up mine.
Mandy - YOU HIGHSCHOOL DROPOUT!! How do you expect to raise your triplets if you don't complete high school??! I suppose homeschooling is better than nothing though. I wish I had gotten out early too. I eagerly away the day you'll rejoin us all here and have to wait after school with me until our parents come to pick us up. You have taught me the values of Metallica. SO FUCKING WHAT?
Angela - AMB!! Jimmy, why don't you drink your milk? You're a poet, and you have inspired me. Drama free is the way to be! Mrs. Strang hated you...how unfair...she doesn't know what she's missing. I can see the windows in your eyes, Ang. You need to latch another rug. Don't have sex for money. Your mom pops up a lot...MOOOOMMMMM...muwaha, right.
Lindsey - You know who Susan B. Anthony was and what she did. That it itself is impressive. You're braver than I am for tackling accounting. I'm envious of your mathematical skills. One day I'll carve a marble statue of you holding a calculator.
Gretel - You are my fuzzy puppy, and I love you. Your picture is all over my site. Stop eating everything around you.