- If the dog is really, really hot, it's fun to put ice cubes on her back while she's asleep and watch her jump.
- It's probably a good idea to wear sandals on hot pavement when the temperature is any where above 80 degrees.
- When asked to dog-sit for someone, and they have air and you don't, TAKE THE JOB!!!
- Boredom only gets worse as the heat increases.
- Public pools are the NASTIEST places on the face of the earth.
- It wouldn't be smart to try and tan topless when you live on a busy street (I DID NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS, MIND YOU; IT'S ONLY A REFLECTION OF MINE!!!!). Of course, this doesn't apply to males unless he's fat and/or has lots of body hair.
- The Venus razor from Gillete can practically amputate a person unless you're extra careful while shaving your legs.
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