"Rob Jarmusevich, please pull your pants on! That's a sight no one wants to see - it's like a horror film!" Mr. Weier, said to Rob J.
"Thou shalt not fuck up my plans." Krysta, speaking for God
"1 out of 5 men suffer from erectile difficulties," said the TV commercial before my dad turned the TV off
"IT'S A THINGY! IT'S A THINGY THINGY! IT'S A THINGY THINGY THINGY!" Ronni
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT THINGIES FOR??!" Ronni's mom
"Could you see Mr. Montgomery standing on the front porch with a shot gun? That would be funny as all heck!" Ashlea
" I can see the windows in your eyes." Me
"My brain is choking." Mandy
"I am itching my back with a pack of sweettarts." Mandy
"I just stuck a trumpet up your ass. Aren't instruments fun?" that one girl on American Pie 2
"I'm a 4"11 BITCH READY TO KICK ASS!!!" Mandy
"WHAT PART DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, THE ORAL PART OR THE SEX PART????" Mrs. Strang
Mindus of Moo: i loooooove driving
Metallicacat: youuu are crazy
Metallicacat: this coming from the same person who loves to latch hook
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