What would you rather eat?
31% (11 votes): a live dachshund
22% (8 votes): buffalo balls
17% (6 votes): antifreeze
5% (2 votes): hot lunch, Wasteland style
5% (2 votes): a paperback novel
2% (1 vote): yarn
2% (1 vote): a rotting fish
Poll results taken from 35 votes
Corrupt Politicians
Who would you most like to see run for a political
office?
35% (13 votes): Charles Manson
18% (7 votes): the dancing DOC guy
13% (5 votes): Josh Hartnett
8% (3 votes): Chewbacca
8% (3 votes): Heath Ledger
8% (3 votes): Rev. Jesse Jackson
5% (2 votes): Mr. Weier
2% (1 vote): Jay Leno
0%: my mom or one of the Enron women
Poll results taken from 37 votes
The Age-Old Question
What type of period protection do you prefer?
36% (18 votes): pad
32% (16 votes): tampon
24% (12 votes): what's a period?
8% (4 votes): other
Poll results taken from 50 votes
Which holiday would you rather celebrate?
36% (12 votes): Nick French Day
24% (8 votes): Circumcision Day
15% (5 votes): Secret Agency Day
12% (4 votes): Get-A-Spanking Day
3% (1 vote): National Tea Day
3% (1 vote): Foot Fungus Day
3% (1 vote): National Meter Man Day
3% (1 vote): Mr. Weier Day
0%: Pork Fat Day, Rub-Yourself-In-Dog-Shit Day, National Schizophrenia Day, Roman Appreciation Day, Hung-Like-A-Horse Day
Poll results taken from 33 votes
Diseases
Which disease would you rather be infected with?
71% (30 votes): syphilis
14% (6 votes): ring worm
9% (4 votes): hepititis
4% (2 votes): Parkinsons disease
Poll results taken from 42 votes
Mr. Weier's Favorite Pasttime
If you had to be tortured by everyone's favorite history teacher, Mr. Weier, how you prefer that he torment
you?
67% (25 votes): preparation of his tea
10% (4 votes): daily lashed with a wet noodle
8% (3 votes): eat something he's prepared for you
8% (3 votes): listen to him drone on about random subjects
5% (2 votes): receive steady drops of urine in your eye
Poll results taken from 37 votes
