Entry 8: Jim vs. Dino
Jim allegedly threw a dinosaur toy across the room, striking it against a wall. Agent Number 9 assumed the roll of this dinosaur and confronted him with the crime. Their conversation is filed below.
Note: Names and screen names have been changed to protect the innocent.
rocksnake69: uhhh hello
Mindiis of Moo: how the hell are ya
rocksnake69: umm jes peachy
Mindiis of Moo: good to hear
Mindiis of Moo: glad we're all good today
rocksnake: umm who are you again?
Mindiis: Mindus of Moo, at your service
Mindiis: you've probably heard all about me
rocksnake: oh i see
Mindiis: i'm glad you have the gift of sight, yes
Mindiis: some people are not so fortunate
Mindiis: count your blessings, my friend
rocksnake: your about to die
Mindiis: am i?
Mindiis: how can you tell?
rocksnake: cause im going to kill you
Mindiis: my my
Mindiis: touchy, arent we
Mindiis: are you experiencing pms?
Mindiis: don't you like me any more?
rocksnake: good bye
Mindiis: wait!
Mindiis: i love you!
rocksnake: bye
Mindiis: can't we tax it first?
Mindiis: nooooo!!
Mindiis: make sweet love to me!
rocksnake: no i dont think so
Mindiis: y not?
Mindiis: i heart you
Mindiis: i want to stroke your sexy behind
Mindiis: and eat strawberries out of your navel
Mindiis: you're not responding...i think i shall reveal my secret to you
Mindiis: you see, i am the dinosaur
Mindiis: and i resent being thrown across the room
Mindiis: REVENGE IS MINE, BITCH!!
rocksnake: oh no on the contrary
Mindiis: ....yes?
rocksnake: yeah im inside aim
rocksnake: so in a minute you will be no more bitch
Mindiis: inside aim?
Mindiis: whatever do you mean?
rocksnake: bye
Mindiis: my prehistoric peanut brain cannot comprehend
Mindiis: you're leaving me again?
Mindiis: so soon?
Mindiis: we can rock the whole jurassic period!!
Mindiis: am I not good enough for you, Jim