Entry 20: CrossCountryFag
Are you a cross country fag? How about one that reads faulty information out of your AOL profile and starts stalking your friends without actually knowing who they are? Agents Numbers 8 and 9 hope you aren't. Their conversation with one, who is also a college professor, is filed below.
Note: Names and screen names have been changed to protect the innocent.
firecrew99: Cross country rules!!
CrossCountryFag: yes it does...
Mindiis of Moo: hi!
Mindiis of Moo: i wanted to run cross country
Mindiis of Moo: but i'm too fat
CrossCountryFag: okay...
Mindiis of Moo: i went on a walk-a-thon though, and that was fun
firecrew99: yeah
firecrew99: if she didn't go to the walk a thon she wouldn't be able to go to prom
CrossCountryFag: what do ya want?
firecrew99: ISN'T THAT LAME????
firecrew99: grrrr stupid lutheran high
Mindiis of Moo: i want to know your running techniques
Mindiis of Moo: i want to become your pupil
CrossCountryFag: why?
Mindiis of Moo: be my tutor
Mindiis of Moo: because i'm fat but i want to run cross country
CrossCountryFag: i never give out my running techniques
Mindiis of Moo: gasp!
Mindiis of Moo: are you not a coach?
Mindiis of Moo: do you not help your team?
CrossCountryFag: only my team
CrossCountryFag: no one else
firecrew99: what if i told you she WAS your team?
CrossCountryFag: im not a girl, you know
Mindiis of Moo: who said you were?
Mindiis of Moo: i am the spirit of your team
Mindiis of Moo: they are thirsting for new water bottles
CrossCountryFag: riiiiiight
Mindiis of Moo: don't doubt me
firecrew99: give them the water you crave
firecrew99: they crave rather
CrossCountryFag: thirsting for new water bottles? youre crazy
Mindiis of Moo: and new spikes
Mindiis of Moo: shorter practices and more time in the weight room!
firecrew99: yes they need their spikes
Mindiis of Moo: you know what they want!
firecrew99: but you don't give it to them. and why? because it's always about YOU YOU YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CrossCountryFag: you must not be from my team
Mindiis of Moo: i am the deep-down SOUL of the team
Mindiis of Moo: their deepest desires you'll never know about
CrossCountryFag: not mine
firecrew99: ok Todd, the jig's up. we know you're really a drumline instructor posing as a cross country coach.
CrossCountryFag: what the hell?
Mindiis of Moo: todd you fool
CrossCountryFag: my name isnt todd...
Mindiis of Moo: you'll never pass as a prof
CrossCountryFag: seriously
Mindiis of Moo: shut up
Mindiis of Moo: TODD
firecrew99: TODD
CrossCountryFag: did you check my profile??
Mindiis of Moo: nein fraulein
firecrew99: yeah and you're soooooooooo obviously todd.
firecrow99: don't even try to find it
Mindiis of Moo: wie geht's?
CrossCountryFag: je parle francais - - rien d'Allemagne!
Mindiis of Moo: **run run run run run run run**
CrossCountryFag: you people are crazy
Mindiis of Moo: saugst ein penis (TRANSLATION: "Suck a penis.")
Mindiis of Moo: cawawazy!
Mindiis of Moo: woo hoo!
CrossCountryFag: mmrottensoup
firecrew99: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
firecrew99: what the fuck
Mindiis of Moo: mmathelete's foot
firecrew99: why did you just say that, crosscountry fag?
CrossCountryFag: your on your friend profile, firecrow
Mindiis of Moo: i demand a starting block
firecrew99: i see
Mindiis of Moo: feeeeeeed ne
Mindiis of Moo: me
firecrew99: how did you find her profile????
Mindiis of Moo: as well
CrossCountryFag: dumbass..you don't use those inxc
CrossCountryFag: i found it when i searched your name
firecrew99: i see
Mindiis of Moo: YOU SAID A BAD WORD
firecrew99: and why did you search my name, dearest
CrossCountryFag: do it yourself
Mindiis of Moo: YOU'RE TEACHING ME TO BE IMMORTAL
Mindiis of Moo: IMMORAL
Mindiis of Moo: I CAN'T SPELL
Mindiis of Moo: AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
CrossCountryFag: i can tell
Mindiis of Moo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
CrossCountryFag: why did you search mine?
Mindiis of Moo: because i'm madly in love with you
firecrew99: i most certainly did not search yours
Mindiis of Moo: :-*
Mindiis of Moo: ?
CrossCountryFag: riiiiiiiiiiiiight
Mindiis of Moo: todd ist mein grosse lieber (TRANSLATION: "Todd is my large lover.")
Mindiis of Moo: dr. evil
firecrew99: riiiiiiiiight
CrossCountryFag: so you just found a random one trying to find some guy on the internet....
firecrew99: is what lame asses say
firecrew99: i didn't even search for you, foolish twit.
CrossCountryFag: other lame asses talk to people they dont know
firecrew99: hah
Mindiis of Moo: you hurt me not
Mindiis of Moo: all i wanted is to be a cross country runner
Mindiis of Moo: you've ruined it for me
CrossCountryFag: i dont live in mi, either
Mindiis of Moo: ....i don't live in mi, either......
firecrew99: nor do i
Mindiis of Moo: where'd you get that from
CrossCountryFag: brittney
Mindiis of Moo: brittney spears is bad for oral hygenie
Mindiis of Moo: you might want to get that checked out
CrossCountryFag: her name is britney spears
Mindiis of Moo: would you hit me, baby, from behind?
CrossCountryFag: i was thinking of brittney celeste....
firecrew99: riiight
firecrew99: haha
CrossCountryFag: well, see ya'll weirdos around
firecrew99: stop stalking brittney
firecrew99: mr. kevin will kick your ass
CrossCountryFag has left the room.
firecrew99: he will slit you ten times over