The Files
Entry 19: Return to the Ghetto

Agent Number 8,  using her knowledge of "street talk" acquired in Entry 18: In the Ghetto, was able to prove her jigginess when approached by a random foo.  Their conversation is filed below.

Note:  Names and screen names have been changed to protect the innocent.
notoriousCOWII: asl
FireCrew69: are you a ghetto foo?
notoriousCOWII: nah but u sound like a broke dowm fool
notoriousCOWII: u sally jane
FireCrew69: Sally Jane?
FireCrew69: No, that's not the handle by which I go by.
notoriousCOWII: so wat is ur name
FireCrew69: Lern so spel
FireCrew69: and then perhaps I'll tell you
FireCrew69: My boyfriend is into Jackie Chan and doing crazy kung foo moves. Be forewarned.
notoriousCOWII: ok ur weird peace
FireCrew69: Later, G
FireCrew69: maybe we can smoke the j's wit da G's?
FireCrew69: and we can bust some rhymes
FireCrew69: and talk about how whitey's keepin us down and on da streets
notoriousCOWII: maybe ill warn ur wird ass
FireCrew69: don't be a hater
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