Entry 18: In the Ghetto
Agents Numbers 2, 8, and 9 ran a routine survey on an unsuspecting stranger. She turned out to be uneducated. This File also proves how big Agent Number 9's mouth is as compaired to the other Agents. The conversation is filed below.
Note: Names and screen names have been changed to protect the innocent.
qutekutie69: who is this?
Mindiis of Moo: mindiis of moo at your service
Mindiis of Moo: how are you today?
Mindiis of Moo: feeling good?
FireCrew69: hello.
FireCrew69: i'm agent number eight.
kutie69: who r u
FireCrew69: agent number eight.
kutie69: who
Mindiis of Moo: agent number 8! sheesh!
Mindiis of Moo: (i'm number 9, in case you'd like to know)
Mindiis of Moo: are you not familiar with the secret agency?
FireCrew69: we'd like to ask you a few routine questions
kutie69: who?
kutie69: yr names r?
Mindiis of Moo: AGENTS 8 AND 9
Mindiis of Moo: ALSO KNOWN AS FIRECROW03 AND MINDIIS OF MOO
FireCrew69: yes.
Mindiis of Moo: GAH
FireCrew69: that would all be correct information
kutie69: do u kno felicia or lisa?
Mindiis of Moo: are you going to answer my question
Mindiis of Moo: perhaps
kutie69: wut question?
Mindiis of Moo: HOW ARE YOU TODAY
Mindiis of Moo: wut wut wut
Mindiis of Moo: god
kutie69: fine
Mindiis of Moo: GOOD TO KNOW
Mindiis of Moo: see that wasn't too hard
kutie69: r u gonna answer mine
kutie69: ?
Mindiis of Moo: i am agent number 9
Mindiis of Moo: i have already answered this question
Mindiis of Moo: now on with the survey
Mindiis of Moo: when was your last bowel movement?
kutie69: wut?how did u get ma sn?
kutie69: ????
Mindiis of Moo: WHEN WAS YOUR LAST FRICKIN BOWEL MOVEMENT
Mindiis of Moo: DO YOU NOT SHIT
Mindiis of Moo: YOU LITTLE SHIT
Mindiis of Moo: ???
kutie69: yesturday
FireCrew69: next question:
FireCrew69: how often would you say you masterbate?
kutie69: answer me!
kutie69: neva
kutie69: answer me
FireCrew69: never?
kutie69: how did u get ma sn?
FireCrew69: ma'am are you aware that statistics prove that nearly EVERYONE masterbates but FAR MORE deny it?
OnlineHost: Metallicacat has entered the room.
Metallikakat: haha
Metallikakat: yo yo yo
Mindiis of Moo: are you ghetto, kutie?
kutie69: in ma head 1 or 2 in ma life!
Mindiis of Moo: how old are you
FireCrew69: i doubt that
Metallikakat: yeah..me too...
kutie69: none ya
Metallikakat: wha
Metallikakat: yo you be frontin
Metallikakat: you best not be frontin
Mindiis of Moo: come on, agent number 2
Mindiis of Moo: mess this bitch up
kutie69: bye!
OnlineHost: qutethekutie69 has left the room.
Mindiis of Moo: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Number 9's comment is deleted due to its racist nature.)
Mindiis of Moo: oh
Mindiis of Moo: she's gone
Metallikakat: oh you gonna be takin a trip to yo local chiropracta!