Entry 17: Mandy vs. Mandy
With a screen name like "MANDYlovezCANDY69", one must wonder if this "Mandy" is talking about sugar coated delights or another female named Candy. Agent Number 2 was assigned the task of finding out, thus restoring the name of Mandy to its previous glory. Her conversation with the supposed dyke is filed below.
Note: Names and screen names have been changed to protect the innocent.
MANDYlovezCANDY69: who is this?
Metallikakat: who is this
CANDY69: mandy
CANDY69: this is?
Metallikakat: mandy
CANDY69: wut?
Metallikakat: we have the same name yes
Metallikakat: im supposed to figure out if youre a lesbian
Metallikakat: im not a lesbian
Metallikakat: so dont get the wrong idea
CANDY69: huh?
Metallikakat: what dont you understand?
CANDY69: wut u sposed to figure out
Metallikakat: are you a lesbian
Metallikakat: are you homosexual
Metallikakat: damn it
Metallikakat: der der der?
CANDY69: no!!!
Metallikakat: ok well thats good
Metallikakat: have a nice day
CANDY69: who told u to ask me that?
Metallikakat: thats classified information
Metallikakat: a little bird told me
Metallikakat: i heard it through the grapevine
CANDY69: who?
Metallikakat: a little bird.
Metallikakat: i just said
Metallikakat: sheesh
Metallikakat: you make my head hurt