Entry 16: Scheisskopf
A seemingly random person approached Agent Number 9. This person turned out to be a friend of "Steve"'s (see Entry 14), who put her on Agent Number 9 to bother her. The German language played a major role in their conversation, which is filed below. A translation is offered to the right of every German statement.
Note: Names and screen names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Mindiis of Moo: guten tag hello
Mindiis of Moo: wie geht's? how goes it?
lilbritt: hello not a hole lot
Mindiis of Moo: Wie heisst du? what is your name?
lilbritt: i know you speak english so please do
lilbritt: brittney
Mindiis of Moo: englisch? English?
Mindiis of Moo: Ich spreche englisch nichts. I do not speak English
Mindiis of Moo: Es tut mir leid. sorry!
lilbritt: i dont htink so
lilbritt: so you know steve
Mindiis of Moo: steve?
Mindiis of Moo: Wem? who?
lilbritt: kskozzie
lilbritt: ksma
Mindiis of Moo: nein... no
lilbritt: yes you do you always say shit to him
Mindiis of Moo: Wie du mir sprechts? why do you speak to me?
lilbritt: you know what fuck all this shi kt
Mindiis of Moo: Ficken? fuck?
Mindiis of Moo: Fickst du hunds? you fuck dogs?
lilbritt: what
Mindiis of Moo: Ja? yes?
lilbritt: just tell me what is up with you and steve
lilbritt: and why do you got togo and but your nasty ass nose in others business
Mindiis of Moo: Ins Hawaii, gibt es kein Bier. in Hawaii, there is no beer
Mindiis of Moo: Fickst mit mir nichts, bitte. do not fuck with me, please
Mindiis of Moo: Ich wollte dich toet schlagen. i would like to beat you to death