Entry 12: The Legal Age Rapist
Agent Number 9, while searching the earth for faggots and drama producers, came across this lovely fellow, a very horny bartender. His profile and their conversation is filed below.
Note: Names and screen names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Member Name: Ask nicely and I might tell you
Location: in a city, in the middle of a state near you
Sex: Male
Marital Status: y? are u proposing?
Hobbies: sex, basketball, sex, clubbing, sex, anything, did I mention sex?
Computers: piece of dookie IBM thinkpad
Occupation: Bartender, and anything else that pays my bills
Personal Quote: live life don't look back and regret it. always be nice to people cus the man upstairs is taking notes.
Mindiis of Moo: how are you this fine day?
Mindiis of Moo: do my questions make you nervous? should i not approach you?
FREAKKAOS69: a/s/l?
Mindiis of Moo: i cannot reveal my age or location, but i am a female
Mindiis of Moo: (agency policy, you must understand)
FREAKKAOS69: y not?
Mindiis: i must protect myself
FREAK: bye then
Mindiis: but if u tell me ur age, i will tell you if i'm older or younger
Mindiis: you don't like me?
FREAK: i dont like people who start by hiding something
Mindiis: think of me as being a "mysterious female", how about that?
Mindiis: do you enjoy bartending?
FREAK: yes
Mindiis: do you enjoy bartending as much as you enjoy, say, sexual intercourse?
FREAK: nuttin equals or cums close 2 sex
Mindiis: interesting
FREAK: age?
Mindiis: yours first
FREAK: i asked u
Mindiis: but i'm being difficult
Mindiis: you don't like it when people tease you?
FREAK: i like to be teased, not played with. BIG DIFFERENCE!!!
Mindiis: really?
Mindiis: i don't mean to anger you by all this
Mindiis: i consider teasing to be this, whereas i'd play with you only to get something with you
Mindiis: so you don't like to be played with
FREAK: well i am 25....u?
Mindiis: fair enough
Mindiis: ahh
Mindiis: younger
FREAK: by how much?
FREAK: i knew u were yunger
Mindiis: ...how to answer, how to answer
Mindiis: oh? how?
FREAK: legal?
Mindiis: well, do u like taking chances?
FREAK: legal or not?
Mindiis: do you only view me as a potential sexual partner?
Mindiis: you hurt me, Freak, you really do
FREAK: age? or BYE
Mindiis: i am more than a pussy and legs, you know
FREAK: R U? PROVE IT
Mindiis: well, how do i know you're not just a penis?
Mindiis: it sounds like you live your life around it
FREAK: well i have one, i also have a mind that controls the penis, hands that guide it, eyes that watch it glide in and out
FREAK: not really
Mindiis: should i be taking notes on this?
Mindiis: answer me, Freaky, are you married?
FREAK: bye
Mindiis: why?
Mindiis: goodbye is such a strong word
FREAK: i said b4 age or bye, u never told me ur age so bye
Mindiis: ok, if i told you legal or not, would you still talk to me?
FREAK: goodbye, so long, see ya, adios, sayonara, arrivederci
FREAK: no
Mindiis: so you need my REAL age?
Mindiis: seriously, you want my age?
Mindiis: no more playing
Mindiis: why don't you like me?
FREAK: i dont like liars
Mindiis: i won't lie
Mindiis: i'm 16....does that make you feel dirty?
FREAK: i find that hard 2 believe
Mindiis: how so?
Mindiis: i'm telling the truth
FREAK: well u r 2 yung for me anyways bye
Mindiis: so you only look for sexual partners in people?
Mindiis: then how do you support your belief in "the big man upstairs"?
Mindiis: why don't you answer my questions?
Mindiis: i don't think you like me very much
Mindiis: i shan't bother you further
Mindiis: ta ta!