Entry 11: Stop Having Feet
Agent Number 2 had tripped across a cyber chat online. One male in the chat followed her out and tried to seduce her by kissing her feet. His downfall is filed below.
Note: Names and screen names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Metallikakat: hellooo whos this
Unclethorp: mike
Metal: oh
Metal: i see
Uncle: :)
Uncle: hi
Uncle: who are u?
Metal: im mandy
Uncle: hi mandy
Metal: how are you
Uncle: good u?
Metal: i am good
Uncle: where u from?
Metal: michigan
Uncle: ny
Uncle: u like ur feet kissed?
Metal: no
Metal: what the hell
Uncle: why were u in the chat then? don't get mad
Metal: feet are sick
Metal: stop being satan
Uncle: awww i'm not that bad
Metal: yeah i think ya are
Metal: your stenchy sick feet
Uncle: awww u talk soo sweet 2 me
Metal: ugh
Metal: i want to barf
Uncle: why?
Metal: cuz feet are sick
Metal: stop having feet
Uncle: what do u like?
Metal: anything not involving feet
Uncle: see ur a bad gurl:)
Metal: no not really
Metal: youre really disgusting
Metal: stop having feet
Metal: go wash your hands
Uncle: :) ur silly
Metal: youre homosexual.
Metal: no more smiley faces
Metal: or feet
Uncle: whats wrong with being happy
Metal: because you are being happy with feet and that is very wrong
Uncle: what are u happy with?
Metal: not feet
Metal: socks
Metal: and shoes
Uncle: hhhmmmm what u like on a guy?
Metal: helloooo socks and shoes
Uncle: what kind of socks?
Metal: white? i dont care? as long as theyre socks?
Uncle: u like to rub socks?
Metal: no...socks are for wearing.
Metal: you flaming psycho
Metal: are you osama bin laden
Metal: are you slobadan milosevich
Uncle: are u a retart
Metal: youre the one who likes feet