Entry 10: Harvey the Wonder Nazi
Harvey the Wonder Nazi tried to convince Agent Number 8 that he was not Harvey, but Agent Number 8 could not be fooled. Harvey is everyone's favorite Nazi. Their conversation is filed below.
Note: Names and screen names have been changed to protect the innocent.
FireCrew69: yeah
XxX69XxX: cool...age/loc/pic?
FireCrew69: 17 westland
XxX: oh...i'm a bit older....24 west bloomfield
Fire: hold on a sec for a pic
XxX: ok
Fire: just like harvey
XxX: haha. rock n' roll
Fire: harvey's the only nazi i wouldn't run over with a golf cart
XxX: lol
Fire: yep
Fire: http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=BeforeIGo
Fire: that is me
XxX: wow, your really hot
Fire: http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=BigPoppa82
Fire: that's my boyfriend, he's real badass
Fire: he likes to do karate moves on unsuspecting passersby
XxX: haha
Fire: yeah. it's hilarious
XxX: haha
Fire: yep, isn't my bf hot?
XxX: haha. sure
Fire: yep
Fire: what are your intentions?
XxX: with what?
Fire: with all this iming of me
XxX: none really just to chat...why?
Fire: i was just curious
Fire: i still suspect you're harvey.
XxX: who is harvey?
Fire: *sigh* Harvey is my favorite Nazi.
Fire: but you should know that, seeing as you are him.
XxX: i'm not him at all.
Fire: is your head bald?
XxX: nope
Fire: sure it is, harvey
XxX: it's sooo not. lol
Fire: Whatever you say...harvey
[five minutes later]
Fire: why aren't you talking, Harvey?
XxX: cause i'm not harvey
Fire: YES YOU ARE
XxX: no i'm not
Fire: be proud of who you are
XxX: haha. well, my name is matt and i'm from west bloomfield. if that helps
Fire: ohhh i see how it is...you're just pretending to be harvey
Fire: i ought to tell harvey
Fire: think of how he would feel if he knew someone was impersonating him online
XxX: how am i impersonating him??
Fire: by being all like "I'm 24,"
Fire: SOOOOO harvey
Fire: pretty soon you're gonna start babbling on about the master race
XxX: hmmm...ok
Fire: see, you admit it. harvey.
XxX: i'm not. how can i prove it to you that i'm not
Fire: you must complete this survey:
XxX: ok
Fire: 1} black people are your friends. true or false
XxX: true.
Fire: 2} you CAN be a pimp without tony danza slapping someone. true or false.
XxX: ummm...true
Fire: 3}being 24 and liking 15 year old girls is gross. true or false.
XxX: haha false?
Fire: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO HARVEY!!
Fire: you totally failed the not-harvey test.
Fire: you should go ahead and change your screen name to Harvey1 cuz you're SOOOO harvey