But don't be ashamed of laughing, cause a few are actually funny.
A: Sex between the Bushes.
A boy decided he wants to have sex with his girlfriend, but he sleeps on the top of bunkbeds he shares with his little brother. The boy's girlfriend says, "Well, we can just come up with code names, like 'lettuce' for 'harder', and 'tomato' for 'switch position.'" This comprimise sounded pretty good, and so that night they had sex, saying 'lettuce' and 'tomato' at the appropriate times. Then they heard the little brother below say: "Will you two stop making sandwiches up there? You're getting mayonaise all over my face!"
Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts cost $1.99, while deer nuts are under a buck.
Q: What goes 99 THUNK, 99 THUNK, 99 THUNK?
A: A centipede with a wooden leg.
MR. SCHWECKE'S JOKE: This dude really wanted to impress his boss with his hunting dog, so he takes the dog with him when they go on a fishing trip. He starts showing the dog off, making it do all sorts of tricks, and it gives an impressive show. Then the dude throws a stick in the lake and tells the dog to go retrieve it, and the dog actually walks on water to get the stick, further showing just how good of a dog it was. When the dog came back with the stick, the man was just beaming, and he asked his boss what he thought. His boss looked at the dog for a moment, pondering, and finally he said, "So you bought a dog that can't swim?"