I forget what we did the next day�or the days on which we did other stuff�so I'm just going to skip around a bit. Ash and Ronni went swimming one day and I didn't, which made them upset. I swam on a different day and got freezing cold, so I hope they're happy. We canoed one day as well and got stuck on lots of stuff because the water level was really low, but at least we didn't tip over. Ronni almost left Ashlea at one point in the river, but we didn't tip over. Yayness on the balancingness. Ashlea's Grandpa came up late one night and joined us, and he brought the doggies with him. Garth (a German shepherd) decided he didn't like me WHICH IS A SHAME BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO BE A VERY NICE PERSON. *ahem* The doggies got a bath one night, and we used Suave shampoo, but they didn't smell good, they were just soft. Then we took them on a walk. I got the two slow ones and had to drag them back to the cabin. Ugh. Fat dogs can kiss my chubby butt.
Oh, yeah, that's another thing � Ash and Ronni think it's funny that I have a fat butt. And Ronni laughed because I was really, really tired and started saying, "Doot doot doot doot doot," one night. And Ash sat on me a lot.
We stayed an extra night for some reason, and it was freezing so we all slept on the bed (I had been sleeping on a "bed" made on the couch). Ronni was super warm and I tried to rape some of that heat, but she smacked my boob and it kinda hurt. Later, Ash elbowed me in the head in her sleep and woke me up. Ouch. I woke up in the morning with a doggy in my face, and then they discovered that I was nice and warm and put their freezing feet on me.
Then we went home.
The end!
Conclusion: Be on guard for people wanting to slap your boobs and butt.
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