FIND THE LEARNING COMMUNITY MEMBER OF YOUR
| wHy iS iT tHaT, when people ask "so wHaT's nEw Dana?" and I say "well, I have 16 children and a boyfriend," they want to hear about the boyfriend? wHAt iS Up WiTh tHaT? This is my webpage, and I want to talk about my kids! But I guess if the only thing people are interested in hearing about these days is hoT sEx, I am just forced to conform. Thus, I proudly present my | |
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| This butterfly beauty is no honors student, but she's brilliant nonetheless. Ashley enjoys singing in Polish, studying for Bible finals, and looks smashing in chartreuse. | |
| Don't let their veneer of quietness fool you -- Heidi and Kecia are two wild kittens! Heidi is [h]elpful, [e]fficient, [i]ntelligent, [d]illigent, and [i] would vote for her! Kecia enjoys classy older men with a touch of eccentrism who can't take a hint. | |
| Next up, the very lovely Josh and Emy. Josh likes pretty girls; he likes to say hi; he likes to sell them cookies; he might even try to follow them home; keep this mahnkey on a short leash. Emy likes modern art and dance. For some reason she also likes to be called Amy. | |
| And now, all you ladies out there, put your "oohs" and "aaahs" together for the spidery Scott Ruth. Yes, although he does believe himself to be a web-spinning superhero, somewhere deep down....way down... somewhere... he must have... know... a firm grasp... some sort of handle on... hold... in touch with ...reality.... he can make macaroni and cheese... and feed himself... sometimes. Um, let's move on--> | |
| Finally, so dangerous I keep her chained to my very own wrist, the dazzling Angela! This psycology student likes long walks in the dark by the swinging bridge. Talkative, affectionate, gender indifferent. | |