It will dAZzLe your senses, wEAkEn your resolve, cOnFUsE your moral determination to study for your programming finals. It will say "Jeannette, and Carl, and Lindsey, and Stephanie, and Wally, and Ken are out having fun at an amusement park. So should you." It will suggest an itsy-bitsy day trip to Hershey park. It will promise your quality of studying will be better if the material is reviewed in the car with Kate whilst traversing East 283.

The viSiONs it offers are but half-truths. You are drawn once again to the web of Lancaster county roads, all leading in but none leading out. You rest guiltily in Lititz Springs Park, not a true Saturday picnicker, but a mean, base pROcRaSTiNAtOr.

WaS iT wOrTH It ? You ask yourself later. Some questions we may never honestly be able to answer. But we can always blame them on Darth Vader. And the sandwich.