Seeing as how your message was so beyond the realm of what is tolerable, I will just use this as a venting ground, and a source of personal amusement. Seeing as how you despise my monstrous being by this point, I'm sure you won't mind and cancel the fruitcake you had planned to give me for Christmas. This will be my last message I ever send your ass. I've sent you like a billion messages and still no reply. I dont deserve it! Whats with you man? I know your not so damn busy that you cant even show some fucking gratitude to your fans. There's people more famous than you are that can make time for people like us. Ahhhh....where to begin. Let's see....As a matter of fact, I still have all of your emails going back to April of this year, AS WELL as emails from OTHER people I apparently despise (by your definition) dating back to June of LAST year. For some reason, I hold on to these unanswered messages from people I guess I hate, and try to respond to some of them when I have the chance. Now, I don't exactly have a lot of time to respond ( in this case I make an exception because I really enjoy writing like this. YAY!!). If it weren't for us you'd be a nobody! There wouldn't be Invader ZIM, I feel Sick, or JTHM. You wouldnt be able to do ant of the shit your doing if it weren't for us. You'd be flippin burgers at burger King. Flipping burgers at Burger King is a dream of mine. I never made it in the fast paced burger field, and dropped out while still only learning the ins and outs of the deep frier. It led to a downward spiral of too much drinking, and doing comics. The comics thing worked out though, thanks to the support of fans who DON'T assume they are only one of maybe ten others who write to me. I've been a fan of yours for years I flew all the way to California just to see you and ask you for an autograph. And what did you do you acted like an asshole about it. I love this shit. I go to a con, and sit there for HOURS at a time, and days on top of that. I'm not saying I wasn't unpleasant to you, though I can't remember, mainly because I am a hideous human being, but I CAN say that it wasn't intentiona, unless you were just horrible to me. If I look at someone the wrong way, or do ANYTHING that doesn't fit into someone's preconceived notions of what I am supposed to be like, I usually end up reading about it on the internet, about what an asshole I am. I've had people get pissed at me for leaving to use the bathroom at a convention, and not sigining their books at that moment. This can't be helped. SO think what you want if it makes you feel better. For example, I'm sure you are a decent person, with various redeaming qualities, but your development into a gibbering hellfan after only 2 months of not getting a response automatically makes me think you're just another reason to not put my e-mail address where every fucked up, insecure loon can see it. I've written back to people after a YEAR, and they responded happily. I mean these people are great, and it just makes me smile to think that they still actually give a shit after forgetting they even wrote to me in the first place. I'm gonna buy them all a sno-cone. You, my friend, can have a sugar cone filled with feces. Not only that, but while I was standing in line there was this skanky looking bitch in front of me who asked you to draw her something and you did. But when it was my turn you said no. Why? Why, did you say yes to her and not to me? That's not fair! What, were my breasts not big enough? I dont have diseases like that slut did? What? Yes, that's exactly the reason. Your breasts were revolting to me, so it only made sense to not draw you a picture. The sketch/breast correlation is a classic motivation in the comics world. What in the hell is wrong with you, and what color is the sky in YOUR world? I loved you dude ! You were the only thing I care about . And you know what your gonna make me do? Do you? Ya wanna hint? I've gotta knife the sharpest one I could find in my kitchen in my hand right now and as soon as I press send I'm gonna slit my throat. And to think all I wanted was a lousy fucking reply! So by the time you read this I'll be dead and that will be one less fan you'll have to not care about. YAAAAAAAAYYY!!! When you die, can you please mention my books in your suicide note. You're already filled with hate for them, and I think that would only help out the whole publicity wave that would follow your little suicide thing. I'm sorry I could not be the magical puppet who exists solely to make fans happy. Instead, I am a terrible creature more concerned with making the art that the fans enjoy. SHAME tortures my ugly mind through all the inconsiderate layers I've built up. Wait....no it doesn't. But I do hope you find peace in what truly must be your own dimension of delusional horror. Well Bye Bye now. Mary Bye, and thanks for the memories. Jhnen Vee |