By Dan Swanson
Chi = BOB the native from stranded
Austin = ghetto poor funny guy
Devin Jeremy = killers after Austin and eric
Eric = ghetto hobo who lives in cooler also funny
Wakeup with a decade under the influence and opening credits
Walking with music loops
On the way the
Meeting handshake
Devin and Jeremy come up all pissed
Eric: whats a matter grumpy gus?
Deivn: some killer our parents
Austin: that was us!
Devin: what!!?!?
Eric: we killed your parents!
Jeremy : WERE GUNNA KILL YOU!
Devin: GET TO THE CHOPPA
They run away
Austin: ANYWAY! lets go to coldstone for ice cream
Eric: ok
Eric trips over map
Eric: hey a map!
Austin: it might be a treasure map, lets grab some shovels, and DIG!!!
They walk through woods
Austin wanders on to stranded set
As Eric finds the X
Austin gets chased by BOB the native and Austin finds eric
BOB runs back onto set
They dig and dig and dig (dig it up SONG)
They Fall into vortex hallway (my upstairs hallway)
Austin heads for the first door
In slomo sum1 throws eric a bat,Eric goes noooo
He hits Austin out of the way, and runs in, Austin follows
They End up in a tree and go back to vortex
The go to the next vortex
they End up on stranded set again, gets chased by devin to war movie, Joe throws stun grenade, eric and Austin run back into vortex
Then the next vortex is the pool area, jump into pool, and ends up in austins pool (china) where they meet a ninja They get chased back to hallway,
In the vortex they find another map
They come back out They quit
They chill at austin house listening to the radio
Austin says turn up the radio, the then pump it plays (blast the sterio�.)
Eric changes radio channel (I like dirt RHCP)
Austin: That's its! All this talk about dirt gives me the urdge to dig!
He grabs the map and shovel and runs out the door
Eric goes, wut the heck just happened?
Austin says SHUT THE DUCK UP!!
Sammy the monster killer jump infront of them
And eric goes dannngittt
Sammy runs around them and chases BOB
Joe comes out and goes "that was a close one"
They jump to the hallway, and uncover a cave lined with plywood and coverd in boxes BOB sneeks up behind austin and eric, devin and Jeremy come up
Austin and eric duck, Jeremy ends up eating BOB
Eric and Austin jump behind a box, the killers cant find them so they leave
As they leave, they patch up the way out with plywood, so Austin and eric are stuck inside
Later�
Austin starts to get bored
Austin: im bored� lets sing!
Eric: what the HELLo kitty are we suppose to sing?
Austin: Left foot right foot! left foot right foot!.....
Eric: NO
Austin: the custy crab pizza is the pizza for you and me�..
Eric: NO
Austin: I DONT WANNA BE AN A CANADIAN IDOT
Eric: AND NO PURPLE DAY!!
Austin: fudge
Eric: in my pants�.
Light turn off
Farting noises
Lights on
Austin: ooo
He claps
Lights off
Austin: CLAP ON
Lights on
Austin CLAP OFF
He claps again
Lights off
Claps again
Lights on
Austin and eric: THE CLAPPER!
Austin: hey I have food
He takes a waffle out of his back pocket
Eric: hey give me some
He grabs it
Get an ego commercial shot
Austin: leggo of my eggo! With subtitle
Eric: lets find a way out..
Austin busts through the wall
Eric:that works
They end up bak into the vortex, they keep digging
They find a staircase, there is a last vortex, they walk in(austins shoe closet)
There they find the treasure, and its
MEXICAN MOUTHWASH!!!
Devin and Jeremy go back to the hole
They go down to the final hole
Thinking they would die they close the vortex door, but eric and Austin appear right on the stairs
Austin wispers to eric, we gotta give this to museum , they run out of the hole they run and run
Chase part 99 red balloons
The make it to the street with skateboards laying at the curb
Austin: PLAYWOOD WITH WHEELS!!
Eric: GRAB THEM!
They skate away (music still playing)
Jeremy and devin get attacked by sammy
They make it to the museum, but ITS CLOSED!!
Austin: closed!
Eric: you know what that means!
Austin: I sure do QUE THE MUSIC!
Mission impossible music plays they walk inside open the window walk back out and jump into the window (music stops)
Eric Austin: YEA
High five
They jump out the window
The hop in my roller coaster car
Eric: Up here we go!
Austin: Woah!
and run down the hill, they keep running (jackass song)
They meet the killers at the boatplane roof and have a sword fight (fit POTC song in it)
They WIN!
The killers are dead
Austin and eric step up on the dead bodies and we are the champions plays
They head back to austins on bikes they found (zoom zoom zoom)
Sammy picks up and hit austin and eric in the back of the head with a shovel
Sammy shoves them into a box
Carries the box to a hole big place of boxes
And takes a turn
THE END?
MORE AFTER CREDITS
bloopers/credits (watch it fall)
get shot of the inside of the box
austins phone rings
Austin: hello?
Guy on phone: hello this is the muesuem
Austin: o hey is this is about the trausre we found
Mueseam: yea, about that�.ITS JUST MOUTHWASH
Austin: no its not its MEXICAN MOUTHWASH
Museam: well we gunna thow it out so whaterever you did to get this was pointless
Austin hangs up
Eric: daannnggittt
EXTRA SECENS
1Austin and Eric kill BOB with a chair and put him in the grave yard
2Austin takes eggo ceareal out of the cealing
3austin and eric are doing there handshake, BOB comes up and says WANT SUM GAS? Austin: wrong movie
and then they punch him in the face
4austin is playing Nascar in the car
eric walks up
eric: what are you doing
Austin NOTHING!
5austin and eric dance to 99 red balloons
6DDR Austin vs eric (DDR Dam dariam)
THE END