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Tim Rustine's Star Trek story
Kirk: Spock, Dr. Mckoy.
Dr. Mckoy: Jim, why do we have to go?
Kirk: Yes, you do have to.
Dr. Mckoy: Why do we have to?
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Dr. Mckoy: I wonder if there's a bathroom on this planet.
Spock: No, there is not a bathroom.
Mckoy: Why not, Spock?
Spock: Dr. Mckoy, Vulcan does not have to go potty.
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Mckoy: Jim, when will we go?
Kirk: We will go in 800 hours.
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Lt. Timmy: How are you doing this morning, sir?
Kirk: Something good is bound to happen when love is in your heart.
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