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This idea for an episode of the TV show 'Friends' was taken from Who would you kill, a great site.


Chandler runs in to monica and rachels while the group is eating pizza on the couch.

He yells out 'I just heard phoebe is the anti-christ. let's kill her.'
They all(except phoebe)yell 'yeah kill her!'
Joey- 'Yeah we will!'
Rachel- 'Ok but make sure shes like... really REALLY DEAD!'
Ross- 'i want to kill her first.'
Monica- 'Don't get any Phoebe on the couch though!'
Phoebe- 'Don't kill Phoebe! Don't kill Phoebe!'
Chandler- 'Could you BE more in mortal danger?'


They all pick up the screaming phoebe and carry her to the window cheering. they rock her back and forth with a 1 2 3!! and as she screams they throw her out the window. She sails over the balcony and falls down the side of the building to her bloody wailing death.

Joey- 'Hey look. Ugly naked guy got an ugly naked dog'
Ross- 'All dogs are naked Joe. That's just an ugly dog.'
Joey- 'oh'

All laugh and return to the couch and continue eating the pizza.
After a while a concerned look crosses Chandler's face.

Monica- 'what's wrong sweetie?'
Chandler- 'ok i may be wrong but it's possible they didn't so much say anit-christ but that phoebe had 'panty-lice'.
They group moans and falls back in their chairs. 'Chandler!'
chandler- 'I'm sorry it was loud and ... do you think she's still dead?'
Ross- [sarcastic]'no not anymore. I'm sure her rejunivination powers kicked in just in time.'

All laugh except chandler as the scene ends and opening credits begin.

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