-I am going to turn this puppy dog on.
-Fost (Supposed to have been fast)
-Modam
-How do you think Randy set up this lab for you guys?
-You know! AKA you guys know this!
-We are going to modulate. That is what you say to your girlfriend late at night.
-Lets agree to disagree.
-It's uh, not the summer so you can't go watch the chicks
-...Back when christ was a cowboy
-He He, Its token on the bus
-Just jump on there and .... PING! (Fingers waving in the air and typing)
-Lets take a boo, and see what you got cookin!
-Its friday, T.G.I.F, F.... I decided.
-BRAAR! WAKE UP!
-Works like a damn on ISDN
-I got one of them flying the other day (Refering to a Terminal Server)
-..The numbers in the lab books don't "JIVE" man. (in reference to ISDN labs)
-One for voice, one for fax, or for call waiting, or call up in wazoo
-You guys are really CANUCKLHEADS (complimenting hockey win)
-Its monday morning, and randy's not very interesting
-Hey randy can you set this up to such and such a map
-Randy set it up for "global addressing" (Fingers actually quote / un-quote)
-"...by golly!"
-What the hell have they done here? They messed that up, yes they have
-Brar, do you mind!?
-I'm really quick, when I get a little bottle of scotch.
-Do the lab, do the test, and get the hell out of here
-"Bango! It's Bursty!"
-Bango come through the cloud
-Wide awake everyone I see (Beenior sleeping as usual)
-Ewww, lets see if they did another one, nooope they didnt...too bad
-When you go "show cdp neighbors" (Fingers in typing motion)
-You get there ip and all sorts of crap
-EEEEthernet
-Works like a darn (Always with this damn variation)
-Im really quick, when at the end of the year i get a nice little bottle of scotch.
-When you say, Hey randy can you cover this please?
-I would typically uh uh uh specify it myself, but thats fine (CIR Example)
-Carry on...(Waiting for continuation of a students answer)...Uhm No. No, its nothing like that at all. You are completly wrong.
-Everybody say HUNKY DOREY
-I always have to laugh at "FA" (Fast Ethernet)
-Heres when Randy gets in there and not allow you to use the enable command
-For your labs it works like a damn (TACACS+ Server)
-I am going to multi layer switch myself
-This will turn this puppy dog on, no wait this puppy.
-You could actually use these power supplies for weights
-So are you guys stiff from yesterday? (The buddies response: Yeah a little are you? Yeah I am stiff from just watching you guys.
-Which one would become the root port? Answer: Lowest Numbered Port? Well, I am going to tell you that you are wrong.
-So Randy walks up here and oh i dont know, gets rid of this link. I turn around walk over here and disconnect this guy. What happens?
-Whooooo do you guys see what going on here?
-These guys are gonna say no no no no no your not the root, i am the root.
-Should i say upstream? Ya i think so.
-So its 7 thousand, 6 thousand, 400hundred, uh 4 thousand, ah whatever it is. Anyways....
-What the hell good is this guy any how?
-All of the sudden you get a nice switch, and it doesnt do a damn thing!
-Absolutely not you... know that!
-You need to figure out this spanning tree crap. Its gonna throw you into a loop.
-They are 10/100 I can trunk on them, you guys do that right?
-All you gotta do is change the management VLAN to VLAN 10 and BANGO! It works like a damn!
-So when you go to your little nudie server, its just a quick little page download
-The god damn router sent it to the switch. By golly!
-Wa Ha this makes sense
-ZEE wake up
-Now you can go home and tell your girlfriend all about the MBONE
-Tell your girlfriend to GRASP the MBONE
-Whispers "Listen ill tell you all about my MBONE"
-If you send all that multicast traffic you will melt the bloody thing down
-This is going to grow and grow and grow... don't tell your girlfriend that.
-I had trouble getting it on
-Is it magic? It must be magic! Youre not going to ask why? Its just magic
-Benior are you going to have to go for a walk?
-I wanna receive 224.0.0.2 224.0.0.2 224.0.0.2 (numbers pronounced in retarted voice)come on now!
-Where are you gonnna go? You just, just go on and by golly it works now!
-Right now you are saying "Randy, i am falling asleep". Youre not. For once you arent.
-So what you are saying is why do we have only 4 weeks for MLS and 6 weeks for this? Well...I fucked up.
-I was looking through the lab book and yes it does suck