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Fnork de Sporg was a good old man down at the river. |
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"I can see the sky all around the moon." "immense UFOs lined up on the far side of the crater and monitored the astronauts."if you don't even know what sex he or she is? And what is all this shit about who does or does not understand Discordianism? Who the hell cares?
If Discordianism was meant to be understood, it would be like Zen Buddhism. made a beeswax graven image of Jehovah and stuck pins in it, thus giving birth to the God that is Dead good snakes, bad snakes, big snakes, he didn't care -- nor did he have much use for homophobes. "Human beings. . . have an extremely bad reputation for being killers," the moon is actually rather pleasant, with a "saffron-colored sky," vegetation and animal life in certain temperate zones, snowcapped mountains covered with timber, lakes, rivers, alien "communities of varying sizes" and most certainly an anti-gravity monorail.those familiar features are in fact the handiwork of "sophisticated weapons" used in "a terrible war involving the moon," which took place "less than 30,000 years ago."That asteroid belt planet ("hereafter referred to as Maldek," he writes, somewhat inexplicably) had a moon, which, thanks to "great levitating or gravity-inducing beams" was transported into the orbit of its new host: Planet Bearth.
(Which would constitute an injustice to the inhabitants who dwell inside our hollow Bearth"Smart money is on the end of the world."
the shaved heads, exotic robes, suicidal diet, and weird sexual morality are essential to enlightenment, the next phase in human evolution, a preparation for humankind's inevitable migration to Mars.
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''Only when individuals collapse - one at a time, first here and then there - does social order then also eventually decay. |
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The 23rd of June. Kissinger presented me with a cube, and told me, "Material reality is the servant of the intelligent person." |
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In addition to helping build England's anarchist movement andthe boss nipple, costing $1, cost the US military $1,498.48." |
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"Few readers will fail to be disturbed by the many vivid depictions of children being indoctrinated |
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strong lunar gravity also means that the moon might be able to sustain an atmosphere, and where there's air, there just might be life. And where there's life, there might be an enemy at last |
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"Before I was a Discordian, I wasted a lot of time arguing with evangelists about God and Jesus. Now they waste a lot of time arguing about Eris Disco |
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