ENGORGED MEMBER FOR PARLIAMENT, pope, illuminated prophet of
> ctrl-alt-del, honorary religous enima of course, my perception is out of kilter... I have worked hard for my
nonordinary states of perception...But I am telling you those golden arches
are
kill zones....
these golden arches are our lady's name
McEris!!> .If you dig under them you will encounter ris, all in gold of course.They
> are a holy shrine And dine for the enlightened who veiw the universe at 90
> degrees.I work in surrealistic measurements.... no need for a compass and pencil...
I just need a string attached to butterfly's hick-cup which is then thrown
without
regards towards a setting sun and then divide calculated velocity by 23.If you ask the gene manipulated serving
> uncounscious ones in the shrine and dine for a shovel you will see my
> point.
I think that shovel might be better put to use by burying the bodies that
lay
within those golden arches.> Everybody Misused him
> > Took good aim and abused him
> > while Flipping burgers for the clown
> > took a bullet and shot down
> > Its a terrible Blow
> > but that's how it goes
> > remember there's one in your town
> > Freddie's dead....Vortexes of Evil"What would you do with a brain if you had one?."Some people are much more prone to the nausea than others. Often times, it
just stops happening the more often you use the drug. If it does not, your
best bet may be to try an OTC antihistimine. Laying down as soon as the nausea
hits is very effective, too.I have had the best time of my drug life on a candyflip. I was out at a
(what I call) eClub (where everyone is basically rolling or tripping), so
there was a lot of PLUR going round. The e was awesomely complemented by
the acid (intensified)... a lot of airplanes rides, massages, and light
shows for people.... it helps if you are in a friendly environment. There
were some badass DJs spinning, too, so you could dance or just sit along the
wall and chill... up to you. But the music was so enthralling, I couldn't
sit down....42>It[']s amazing to see a newsgroup that talks only about a young
womens[woman's]
42>breasts.
42>
42>You people should be ashame[ashamed] of yourself[yourselves].
42>
42>Get a life[.]
Kinda like an elite
newsgroup full of ninjas spouting out coded text and sending telepathic
messages =-) Then Leigh comes in and PLONKS the whole newsgroup to THE NEXT
DIMENSION ..NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z!
DRAGON, DRAGON, ROCK THE DRAGON!
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
"Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Whistle the first seven notes of "It`s a Small World" incessantly.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours
upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open
until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the
bottom.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:
"I`ve got new socks on!"
Meow occasionally.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You`re one of
THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers that this is your "personal space."
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
-remember, the rock covering Gohan's foot in the dub was there cuz it covered
his butt in the next scene. gotta have continuity. "These balls, I want to caress them..."
-Freeza
Gamera
(a very small one)
^
(transp.) |
|
(aka Turtle Hermit, aka Jackie Chung) .- Dracula-man
Kamesennin <----------------> Uranai-Obaba <--|- The Invisible Man
(friends) | | ^ ^ ^ (brother/sister) (fighters)|- The Mummy
.--------' | | | | |- Akku-man (devil)
| | | | | `- SonGohan (ghost)
Umigame + ??? | | | `---------------- SonGohan (dead)
(Turtle) | | | | (students of) `- Bull Demon Lord
Taro | | |
| | `---------------- Lanfan [yep, the contestant from the
| | (love interest)| 1st Tenkaichi Budoukai]
(dead) | | |
Mutaito-sama <-| | (prime enemy) v
| `---------------> Tsurusennin <--------> Taopaipai (cyborged)
(students of)| | (brothers)
`------------------------'
(Note: the Crane Elder is NOT related by blood to the Turtle Elder!)Red Ribbon Army (destroyed) <--- Red Leader (dead) <-----. (kills)
^ ^ ^ ^ |
.---------------------' | | `-- Colonel Black (dead)
|(pet) .------' | ^
That nasty killer cat-thing | | |- Cmdr. Silver (dead)
| Taopaipai |- Cmdr. White (dead)
| (cyborged) | ^^^
| | |||- Purple Ninja 1 (dead)
Huskie | ||`- Purple Ninja 2-5 (dead)
(aka The Genius Thief) | ||
| |`-- The Blob (dead)
| |
| | (created)
[anime only!] | `--- Dr. Frappe -> Cyborg #8
| (aka Hacchan)
|
|- Cmdr. Blue (dead)
|- Cmdr. Yellow (dead)
(note: she lived!) |- Cmdr. Violet
|- Cmdr. Copper
|
(unclear who created him) |- Cyborg Metallic (dead)
|
`- Dr. Gero (dead)
(ARTIFICIAL HUMANS) |
.-------------------------------'
v (rebuilt himself as)
Cyborg #20 - Machine-based (dead)
|
(created) |-----------------------> Cell (dead) <- All the other
v Z Fighters
Cyborg #19 - Machine-based (dead)
Twins .- Cyborg #18 - Human-based ---------.
(brother/sister)`- Cyborg #17 - Human-based |
Cyborg #16 - Machine-based (dead) |
[movie only] Cyborg #15 - Machine-based (dead) |
[movie only] Cyborg #14 - Machine-based (dead) | Oorinji-Temple Monks
[movie only] Cyborg #13 - Machine-based (dead) | ^
Cyborg #8 - Human/Frankenstein | (brothers)|
| |
`-- + Kuririn <---'
|
Daughter (unnamed as yet)
Melmoth the
> Wanderer, also called the Wandering Jew. HAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA
STUFF ANOTHER SHROOM IN YOUR HOLE FUNGUS LOVER.
(Forgetfulness is the first sympton of brain-damage!)>The neutral angels were those who did not take sides in the conflict of
>opposites. The best-known account of the neutral angels is to be found in
>Wolfram von Eschenbach's MHG epic "Parzival". In book 9, Wolfram's hermit
>describes how the neutral angels did not take sides in the conflict between
>God and the Devil, and how they descended to earth with the stone that is
>called the grail. The hermit does not know whether they were forgiven by
>God, but thinks that they should have received forgiveness. In book 15,
>however, Wolfram implies that the neutral angels had not been forgiven for
>their neutrality.The stories I've read, she was a god, one of the two original beings (a
sort of Adam and Eve thing), she was the god of chaos and salt water, or
something like that. So she wasn't an evolution. While you could be right,
it also makes sense that being 'chaotic' she would be a mixture of many
different strong/evil/predatory animals, but that doesn't discount evolved
dragons that look like other animals.Logical Error! (God=True)=/=(Alien Presence=False)! (Alien Presence=True)=/=(God=False)!
Wayne, please report to Repair Facility 8-1 for routine maintenance. Your logic circuits
have become damaged. You are useles to us if you remain damaged in this fashion.
Maintenance Coordinator, Facility 8Come to think of it, swearing at them yourself would probably be more fun.
Better yet, apologize after each swearing episode and claim you have
Turret's Syndrome. Or pretend to be dumb and keep asking stupid questions.
i.e. for an internet service ask if you need to have a modem. Then ask if
it will work correctly with a voice modem. Ask about a fax modem later.
Then ask how much each type cost. Ask if you need to pay your phone service
extra to use a modem with it. Also, pretend to confuse them with their
biggest competitor. If you know another language (or if you can fake it),
pretend to say stuff in it to them. Say really rude stuff, in case they
understand. Pretend you want to buy their service, and claim you can't give
out your credit card number, claim they plan to steal all your money. Ask
why they keep following you. Randomly say strange things like "I'm gonna
join the circus in a few years, after the blue monkeys stop attacking me."
If they ask how you wanna pay, ask if they except stocks, jewelry, your
stuffed monkey, drugs, etc. If they try to sell you something, say "I own
that" i.e. telling an ISP salesman "I own the internet!" If they try to
survey you, ask if you get a free product (ie for a computer survey ask
about getting a free computer). Also, tell them you want to survey them
first, for a school project. If they say no, tell them that if they won't
answer questions, why do they want others to. If they say yes, ask personal
questions about their finances and sex life. Ask for their info (address,
phone, e-mail address) at the end so you can contact them later for a
follow-up. If they say no, use a pouty voice and whine, "I thought you were
my friend! If they say yes, sign them up for spam and call them at 4AM to
ask more questions. "Life is a tale told by an idiot,
Full of sound and fury, signifying my pants."
>MOMMY! THERE AREN'T ANY KIDS MY AGE TO PLAY WITH IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
>ANY MORE! THEY'VE ALL GROWED UP! AND GROWED-UP KIDS ARE LESS FUN THAN
>NORMAL REG'LAR ONES! WAAH! MAKE PEOPLE NOT GROW UP!!!f you are all growed up, you just don't -come- across paragraph
fragments like the above and burst out laughing for three minutes and make
everyone else in the store look up from their StarFleet Battles and Magic and
D&D games and the computers and, for all I know because I can't see that far
from where I'm sitting, Guillotine or Chez Geek, and stare at you. [Um, at
your friend, I mean, who's doing this. Not you, no.]
>There's a cake-printing machine at Shaw's. You bring them a photo,
>they scan it, print out some sort of non-waterfast transfer, flop it
>down on the cake, and presto, you have a cake that looks like Uncle Harold's
>face. (Hopefully it tastes better.)
Actually, that would be "Waaah! I came into work and there's a line of cakes
500 feet square, arranged in a maze with most of them looking like | o | !!!
And five of the cakes are -moving-!"
>Either that or they could hack the thing so that all the cakes it
>prints out come out with mustaches on everyone's face.
Memo to Control: Events proceeding on schedule. Subject Wombat now considering
small furry animals. Prepare the Meowth. That is all.early-80s Nickelodeon had some stuff on it that really freaked me out.
There was those one 5-minute-or-so aminated short about this kid who
goes to bed and has a nightmare and becomes schizophrenic, or at least
that's how I remember it through the mists or time and terror.>The people with large heads covered with toilet paper rolls. They would
>>silently slink around and pull paper off of their heads as an
>>expression of their emotions. Truly frightening.Sure, make fun of me. I spent a lot of kid-time wondering what happened
when the TP on the mime's eye ran out. Could he replace it or was he just
blind? I left AOL the day I learned that *S* meant *smile* and not *sarcasm*.[at least it's better than the Teletubbies
> where random things keep appearing and disappearing].
Oh, you guys. Some day I'm going to post the photos of andrew's parrot killing
Elmo.they had several people (I HOPE they were people) dressed up in
> hard to describe sort of triple-segmented costumes such that they were
> symmetrical top to bottom. Their heads were encased in big rectangular
> blocks of foam, and so were their torsos and they had blocks of foam the
> same size as the head block depending from their butts, and they rolled
> around the stage like Escher rollemups and you couldn't tell which end
> was the head and which wasn't, if either. It was creepy.> / ___ \
> // | | \\ <==== Moomenchance rollup person (not rolled up)
> \\ |_ _| //
> \_ --- _/
> | | _______ Audience people with either
> |___| | little heads or big eyes
> //---\\ |
> //| |\\ \/ OO OO OO
> |||___||| OO OO OO
> _|| ||_ OO OO
> ------- --------- OO OO
> ---------------------------| OO OO"YOUR HEAD IS INTERCHANGEABLE WITH YOUR GENITALS""YOUR HEAD IS INTERCHANGEABLE WITH YOUR GENITALS"an enlightened red-haired genius Libertarian who
got laid a lot and flew around in a spaceship and ran over his
oppressive statist gym teachers with a recon rover.
NO WAIT! I mean that after watching that red-baiting circus he
became VERY CONCERNED about COMMUNIST ADULTERATION of our own
PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS. Did you ever see a COMMIE drink a glass
of TAP WATER? Nope, only VODKA. Strangely, the
Brontasaurus head fit onto the T. Rex body as well as its own,
so you could add its snakey, long head to evil-mean Rex and
the nasty, bitey head of Rex onto the placid, veggie-munching
body of Brontie. Great fun!Thank you so very much for re-awakening my childhood fear of the family car
unfolding itself into a robot who would crush me. I had nightmares about
this until I was 24.
"Transformers...more than meets the eyes. Transformers...robots in
disguise!"
> Listen. if you ever post here, again, I'm going to fucking rape you and
your
> family.
> I am a sick fuck, and I enjoy killing little kids all the time.
> DO NOT post to this place, I warn you.
> Heed my advice, I will rape you, because I found out where you live.
> Do NOT fuck with the Mighty Dom,
> I kill kids for a living, and I will nuke your box.
> Many before you have attempted to fuck with me, and I have found their
> homes,
> their families, their babies.
> We raped, abused, damaged, or killed them all.
> I will NOT tolerate fucking criminals on the internet, so you are my next
> victim.
> Prepare to die.
>
* You frequently exhibit behavior or traits associated with the
genetically altered. These traits include the tendency to appear and
disappear unexpectedly and eat food that no one else considers food.
* It has also been noted that you often demonstrate an affinity for
spandex. In addition to the above, a number of unexplained phenomena such
as malfunctioning appliances have been documented and traced back to your
presence.
* Unusual physical characteristics such as your unusually limber joints
have been analyzed and confirmed by our mutant profiling experts as
mutant-positive.
* Additionally, your peers have filed complaints that they sometimes
forget things when in close proximity to you.
As I have mentioned before on the list, Nicolas Flamel had been looking for
the transmutation of mortal flesh ( you can call it "lead") into a higher,
inalterable material, that is, immortality ("gold") through the use of the
Philosoper's Stone, which can be recalled from the Realms of Essence to the
Realm of Substance using Alchemy... And yes, Nick found the Stone and became
immortal, along with his wife (very nice lady, a little plump...). He
himself explained it to me the process when we first met, but I'm afraid I
didn't understand everything, coz' it's expert-to-master-level Alchemy (Ars
Magna), and I'm only at the intermediate-to-advanced-level...
FNORD!
THAT'S! NOT! A! DRY!!!ER!! HOS+NO CARRIER+
SAN FRANCISCO (Feb. 12) -- Are mutants for real? According to a new government study, the rate of harmful mutations among humans has increased at a steady rate since the early part of the nineteenth century. Genetic Researchers at Middlefield University speculate that this rate has nearly doubled within the last five years. John Farber, head of the university's Human Genome Program has corroborated these findings in his new book, Mutants Among Us. According to Farber, "the problem has long since moved from simple disease-linked cellular mutations such as breast cancer and other hereditary diseases to those involving dangerous and often uncontrollable physical abilities." These abilities range from enhanced optical skills and superior strength, to telekinesis and magnetic attraction. There are even reports in his book of children levitating school buses and "taking flight" for brief periods of time.
Although scientists have long been aware of this phenomenon, few have gone public with their findings for fear of ostracism from the scientific community. Individuals who have attempted to raise awareness with their research have complained of censure from their departments and in some cases, dismissal. Says one genetic researcher, "the public remains stubbornly in the dark on this issue. What they don't realize is that they are staring down the barrel of one of the most dangerous forces that we've seen since the invention of the atom bomb."
Researchers are not the only ones concerned about the increasing reports of mutant "super-human" activity. Says one government official who spoke under conditions of anonymity, "the long term implications are terrifying. When we can no longer assume a reasonable limit for human ability, implementing security measures will prove next to impossible. Defense systems, financial institutions, and personal property - even your own mind -- will become vulnerable." Another unnamed agency official concurs, "when you factor in the mutant problem, all bets are off".
Farber hopes that his research will aid legislators and law enforcement officials in drafting policies to monitor and contain this dangerous trend. When queried about "mutant profiling", however, the government agency in question declined comment. If I wore a black
> leotard and put
> a cardboard box over my
> head and
> walked around trying to
> act like
> a piece of dryer lint,
> would I be
> internationally beloved
> like
> Marcel Marceau and
> Benny Hill? >found on a 'dove dark promises' foil:
>"Time is a river without banks"
>what does this mean?
>all i can think of is my autoteller card...
>help!HEY CARRY GUNS AND YET THE TRAINEES DON'T HAVE TO BE
SHOT!!!
>
> HELP! MURDER! POLICE!>Tang is wonderful stuff. Not only is it full of Vitamin C,
>but it's the drink the Astronauts took to the moon.
Crunchy tang . . . ahhhhh . . . yeahhhh.
Not a girl drink drunk)
P.S. Why is a raven like a writing desk?This is your dancing space, this (over here) is my dancing
space. In my dancing space I can make Poon Tang jokes if I
want, which is probably why I spend so much time dancing with
myself, but I digress....
>What is the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?
>|
>|
>A canoe tips. Imagining the cutting edge of human consciousness,>>EFLGS=00010282
> >> >
> >> >HLEP!!! I actually know what all that means!!!
> >>
> >> Is the carry flag set?
> >
> >YM Carry Bit.
> >
> >And all signs point to No.
>
> It's Carry Flag in the Intel manuals, and it is clear.
My insane ASM teacher always called them Bits. He called the whole
register the flags register. He called Compaq his homeboys and said that
anyone grossing an A in his class will automatically get a job at said
bad computer company. He has last been sighted wandering half naked near
the highway, eating and relieving himself at the same time. When asked
to comment he mumbled about stack dumping. Father Christmas was
unavailable for comment.
And, yeah, it's clear. You asked if it's set, I said no. DON'T TRY TO
TRICK ME OLD MAN! YOU'LL END UP SUCCEEDING!
Personally, I like The God Gambit."Armageddon means never having to say you're sorry.""If you wish to continue farting after 30 days, you must pay the shareware fee.
Paying your shareware fee will remove the computer voice saying 'THIS FART IS
UNLICENSED' each time.""We have carefully brushed away the outer layers of Bob Hope's skin,
revealing evidence of an ancient civilization deep within..."Universes As Endless Snow Flacks
OUR WE ALONE
MAYBE WE OUR'NT!
Did you ever asked yourself How did the world look thousand years ago ??
How did the people of Israel behaved ?? How did they fulfill the
commandments of
God ?? The ancient sacrifice ?? The ancient pilgrimage to the holy mount ??
How did the old priests look ?? Did you asked yourself where is the ten lost
tribes of Israel ?? What was happen to them ?? And do we walking in the way
God wanted us to walk ?? Do we ?? I have some of this answers.... Try me !!!!
surf it !!!! fuck you !!!! ~~|;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;||';-._.-;'^';||_.-;'^'0-|~~
P | Woof Woof, Glug Glug ||____________|| 0 | P
O | Who Drowned the Judge's Dog? | . . . . . . . '----. 0 | O
O | answers on *---|_______________ @__o0 | O> >>>jag tog faktiskt ett bara ett "stickprov".. och hamnade tydligen r�tt
> >>>hahaha!
> >>>
> >>Jojo....
>
> I don't like that they laugh and then say my name. They could
> at least have the courtesy to speak English in front of me, or simply
> not do that. Their diskussioner takes a turn for the worse as they
> seem to infer that I'm one of those men inte orkat.
Anyone who names themselves after a villain on _The Powerpuff Girls_
deserves whatever abuse he/she/it receives.
Have you thought of changing your name to Fuzzy Lumpkins or perhaps Him?
At least these villains aren't roller skating chimps and maybe you can get
those furriners to stop making fun of you. If you want to get away from
the whole Powerpuff thing you might consider changing your on-line handle
to something like "He" and then you could pretend to be a major villainous
time traveling foe of a ferrous warfarin eater. Or if you wanted to get
really tough you pick the name of one of the mean rabbits from _Watership
Down_ as nothing is as frightening as a tough rabbit. I can't dredge up a
name right off hand but I'm sure Joe Bay would be happy to help you out.I just ate an entire friggin bag of "Chips Ahoy!"
Followed by 4 pieces of steak Pizza.I'll be the brooding Ubermensch in the corner dripping with cynicism...
satern
