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**Updated 02-19-02**

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30 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life

50 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

8 Year Old's View of God

A DOG's LIFE

ACTUAL ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES

Are You A Flamer?

ASSorted Q&A's

Cannibal Jokes

Cat Proverbs

The Top 15 Signs You've Caught the Chicken Flu

Did Ya' Ever Just Wonder...

Directions

INTERVIEW WITH THE EASTER BUNNY (edited)

Fable of the Fly

Football

Genesis: The Book of Creation

Hell

How to annoy people:

How To Rite Good

HOW TO WRITE A PAPER...

Inheritance

Irish Humour

Logic Quiz....

McDonnell Douglas warranty card

MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church

Money, knowledge & power

Musical Virus Warning

Myers-Briggs "Stress Prayer"

News of the Weird

OFFICE LINGO IN THE AGE OF THE INTERNET

Clinton, Dole and Perot on AF-1

Our Growing Language

Peter Viper

Picking up Chicks

Priorities

Singing Hamster

Sleeping Pills?

Soldier

Son of York

Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery & Top 14 Rules of the Lab

Tales from USA

The Chauffeur

The Mermaid

The Rabbit

The Ten Laws of Life:

Top 50 Oxymorons...

Top Tips from Viz

Werds To Make Us Speak Gooder

Where do pets come from?

Why don't they make white M&M's?

Who is Jack Schitt??

Why Win 95?

Windows for Macs

WISDOM OF THE AGES (A CHILD'S PERSPECTIVE)

World's smartest Gorilla

Worlds fastest moped!!

Cows

Top 10 Worst Things to See on Your Performance Evaluation

THE STEVEDORES

'Twas The Drink That Killed Him

The sailor and the priest

Irish Priest and a Rabbi

Poor guy

A Thermodynamics Problem.

Acrobatic dancer

American Navy

An Engineer In Hell

Applying Managed Care to Life

LETTER HOME FROM SCHOOL

Auto Shop Final Exam

Babies

Back In The Old Days...

Beer Joke & Quotes

Bill Gates' house

Blasphemy Is Funny

Blonde swimmers

Can't Quite Place That Accent

The Cannibals

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

A Christmas Tale

Child Humour

Cogito Eggo Sum--I think; therefore I am a waffle

Decent Exposure

Diary of an AOL User

Did you ever wonder....

Divorce

AOL Addiction

You know you're an E-mail Junkie when ...

Swami Johnnieshere's Ten Guidelines for Enlightenment

Phil-Logic

How Things Would Be Different If Microsoft Moved to West Virginia
Judgement of Valiance

WHEN I AM AN OLD WOMAN

What I didn't know before I had kids.

Microsoft humor

Good News & Bad News

Lyrics of "Grandfather's Clock"

HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS

Heavenly Transportation

How to be annoying on Usenet

Niggling little facts to make ya crazy

Science Idiocy

I Got Your RMA# Right Here!

Ice cream for the soul

Indecent Proposal

Interesting Facts

Jesus & Moses

King Of All Salesman

Late arrivals....

The Official Men's Room Etiquette Aptitude Exam

Microsoft in the news

Misceivious Brothers

More Facts

Musical Health Care

My Workout Log

Penny Beer

Personality Test

Questions

Race Suppression

Two Digits for a Date

A PRAYER FOR MOM AND DAD

THE BOSS ASKED FOR A LETTER DESCRIBING BOB SMITH:

Automobile Acronyms

KFC & the Pope

How to Unsubscribe

Really Endangered Species

MOM'S BROWNIES

Red Shirt

Political Correctness in School

Seniors

YOU MAY BE NO LONGER COOL ..... IF......

Patience is a virtue

Space Aliens

Stupid Hunters

The Butcher & The Dog

The cruel pains of Gilligan Syndrome

The Great Philosophers

The Great Philosophical Question

The Hospital Bill

The Joy of Coffee

The Question

Think Your Coworkers Are Dumb?

Three Men

Trial in the UK.

True Refinement

Computer Problem Report Form

New Words!!!!

World's Shortest Books

21st Century 23rd Psalm

A Brush with God

Actual Bumper Stickers

Cannibals

CHINESE DICTIONARY

Chinese Menu

Excellent skills

How to Argue Effectively

Hungry Rabbit

Job Applicants from Hell

Laundry

Like A True Aussie Male

The Temp

Cat Heaven

Mine Works Better

Yuppie and Farmer

Sick Joke

Slick trick

Slow golfers

That's Strange

The instructions on the bottle

Microsoft Ford Corporation

Too much sex??

True Love

New Drugs

Say Again!

Who's the smart one?

You Might Be In The Medical Field if:

Australian Consumers Association Review: Girlfriends.

A PORK FABLE

A Redneck Southern Guy walks into a gun shop.

Breaking bad news to the troops

Doctor's office

Dying

E-moon

Just In Case You Were Wondering ..........

Maths Exam - Gauteng Province

National service

Now you know why he's a millionaire

Same old, same old

Religion

Saddam and Bill

Tech support

Terminal trouble

The Heavenly baseball game

The man with 2 babies.

What's in a name

A bloke in the pub

Deathbed

Escaped convict

God, help me win the lotto

The birds and bees

Same old, same old

Bride and Groom

Definition of politics

Old Jewish man at the diner

Anything to pass the exam

Snails

Trip to the Holy Land

Anonymous Quote

Conversion

Error Messages

News From The Vatican . . .

Notre Dame

Heart attack

MICROSOFT TESTS NUCLEAR DEVICE AT SECRET HANFORD FACILITY

My son

True stories

REITH ORDERS TROOPS ON TO THE WATERFRONT

Rules for cats

INSTRUCTIONS FOR MICROSOFT'S NEW TV DINNER PRODUCT

Dumb Sayings

1997's best actual news headlines.

Logic

Net Quotes

Preacher

Preparing Girls for Married Life

Punctuation

Stealing paintings

The Druggist

THE VALUE OF A COLLEGE EDUCATION

Toddler Property Laws

TOP 10 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A DAD SAY

TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL IF A REDNECK IS WORKING IN YOUR OFFICE

Trying to Do the Job Alone

Van Gogh

1234...........

25 Things to do at WalMart

Irish stonemason

A doggy dictionary

Proud Farmer

A parent's test

A Soldier's Story

A Song For AOL

A Tad Too Much

A teenager

A Very Special Pet

Air Travel

Anagrams

THE SICK NOTE

Anagrams

And Don't Forget To Breathe...

Attending To A Patient's Every Need

Grandson

Baseball in heaven

Be warned

breaking up the 90's way

Case of a Missing Cow

Cat Bathing As A Martial Art

Cat Jokes

Charities: they're out to get you!

Charity

Church Donations

Civic Employees

Classifieds

Close Quarters

closing time at the bar

Could've Used A Spell Checker

GUIDE TO COWS AND POLITICS

Dead Dog

Doctors at the pearly gates

Doctors on a duck hunt

ETCH-A-SKETCH

Russian soldiers

WHAT IF PEOPLE BOUGHT CARS LIKE THEY BUY COMPUTERS!

God - In a second

Its raining......

Things We Learn From Our Children <...or other peoples children>
Laymens Guide to Medical Terminology

Learn To Speak Chinese & Confucious Say

Male And Female Vocabulary

Helicopter trip

Miss Bea

HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE

Murphy's Laws on SEX

NEW WORDS OF THE 90'S

THE WISH

Not-so-helpful Hints

What You Shouldn't Cook to Impress People

One Nation

Party at the pool

Pauline & The Pope

Police bust ??

Politically correct terms for females

Prawns............

Pregnant Hiccups

Pussy and bitch

Quotable Quotes

Religion Survey

Religious Joke?"

Rent-A-Mule

Rules for cats who have a house to run.

satan's sister

Scientific Nutball

Six reasons to prove that computers are female

Slow golfers

More to come tomorrow

Talking dog

The "New Word Order"

The Differences Between Men and Women

The Happiest Dog In The World

The King's Toaster

The Magician

The mailman

THE RAVIN'

Tighty Whities

Too Many Beers

Ten Things to Say to the Girl-Friend's Parents The First Time You Meet

Trade Union Intelligence

Two shiney walls

Volunteer Firefighters

Airing it Out

43 Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies

TOP 12 WAYS THE BIBLE WOULD BE DIFFERENT

why a "star-trek" future is not possible

Wife 1.0

Window 98 recall

Winning The Super Bowl

Words for the '90's.......................

World Cup guidelines for American Tourists

You Know You're A Computer Geek When....

You're No Longer "Cool" When...

100 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Woman!

111

2 rabbinical students

3 Ducks...

3 for 1

50 Rules for Men

50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB

50 years

A Feathered Friend

A Jew Passes On

A letter from Granma

A Parent's Dream

A Woman's Perspective

a women from texas

Acronym Overuse

Ahhh Women...

AIDS or Alzheimers?

Airplane Puppy

Alasken priest

All in the Family

Anything you want

army sex

Attorney giving to charity

Babies & Jobs

Baby Kittens

Bad flight

Barbies that never were produced, can you guess why?

Baseball Compared to Football

Beethoven's Ninth

Best buddies at the bar

Big Game Hunt

Bird Seed

Bomb Scare...

bus trip

business

Calf's Mother?

Can the pope swim ? (:-)

Car Crash!!

Cat Miracle Diet

Catholic dog

Caught in the Dark

Cheating At Golf

Check is in the mail

Chicken Shit

Chinese torture....

Close Examination

Coca-cola on the moon !!!

coke

College humor

COMPUTER DOCTOR :)

Computer Hell

Computer Problem Report Form

Confidence Runneth Over

Cynic's Approach to Love

Da telephone

dark sex

dear abby

do you know me

dog fight

The Druggist

drunk?

Easy As Skipping Stones

Eating your own sandwiches

Eternal Damnation

ethel

Even Worse

Everyone loves dog jokes and bar jokes

farmers son

Fastest thing in the world....

Fat-arsed colonel

FBI CIA & NYPD...

female truck driver

Fessin' Up

Fine Dining

Fire alarm

fire truck

Fishing in Blue Silk Pyjamas

Five surgeons

French/PNG News

A First Grade Teacher

Gabriel's Horn

God and Adam

Golf Lessons From A Pro

Good Doggies

Heaven or Hell?

honey mooners

Hot Air

How To Get Ahead In Life

howard

I'm a Chandelier

I've Had It Up To Here!!!

If I had a hammer

If Microsoft built cars

Important New Term(inologie)s :-)

In the Beginning

In the classroom

Intelligent dog....

IQ or no IQ

irish

It All Adds Up...

THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT

Jail Term

Jesus on the cross

Jets fan

jobs I have had

John Howard

Just too good to be true?

Kettle Train

Knock! Knock! - Nicholas

Knock! Knock! - A little old lady

Knock! Knock! - Amanda

Knock! Knock! - Ammonia

Knock! Knock! - Atch

Knock! Knock! - Boo

Knock! Knock! - Cowgo

Knock! Knock! - Doris

Knock! Knock! - Fanny

Knock! Knock! - Freeda

Knock! Knock! - Granma

Knock! Knock! - Harry

Knock! Knock! - Isabel

Knock! Knock! - Ivor

Knock! Knock! - Lettuce

Knock! Knock! - Madam

Knock! Knock! - Mister

Knock! Knock! - Mummy

Knock! Knock! - Olive

Knock! Knock! - Orange

Knock! Knock! - Waiter

Knock! Knock! - Walrus

Knock! Knock! - York

Little Johnny and Math

Little Johnny Joke (about Bill Clinton)

Little Johnny's Adventures In Polysyllablism

Medical Stuff

Medical Terminology

Mercedes Logo

Nice Game

orgasms you may encounter

Top 47 Oxymorons

PC thinking.

sex on legs

Perplexed

pms

Rabbit-Jokes

science test answers

Sherlock and Watson in bed!

Men - Multiple Choice

The Microsoft Borg

The nine types of users

The Perils Of Living Dangerously

The race horse

The Sermon

The Smartie and the Polo

The Top 10 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans

The Top 10 Signs You're Being Stalked by Martha Stewart:

The twins, The boat, and The wife

THINGS I'VE LEARNT FROM MY CHILDREN

THINGS YOU HAVE TO KNOW

Three buddies get to heaven and...

Top 10 Signs that You've Overdosed on The World Wide Web

Top 10 ways the internet could get worse:

Top 20 reasons computers must be male/female:

Top Ten New York Mets Excuses

Top Ten Reasons Canada Keeps Beating Us in the World Series

TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE DALLAS COWBOYS LOST TO SAN FRANCISCO 10

Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer

Top Ten Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Computer Hacker

Traditions Of Faith

Train journey

Train journey from Paris

Two blondes and an airplane

Undertaker

Undying Sense of Humor

Unleash the Power of Shift!

Useless Boobs

Vanity

Vocabulary Lesson

Wailing Wall

Lone Ranger and Tonto

WGASA Zoo

What is it

What it means

WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR DOG

S.P.A.M.

What's in a name?

What's in a Name?

Windows 98.

Wishes Come True

Word 'not-so' perfect ??

Workplace Insanity

CHRISTMAS PARTY

THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERNER SAY

Yes, But.....

Escaped Convict

Female Convicts

Jewish pres

You got any carrots?

You Know the Computer Belongs to a Redneck if....

You might be a teacher if...

You'll love these jokes!

Things you'll never hear your father say:

You've got a car in the garage with a body minus a head. Take me to it.

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