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They scare away
burglars...err, okay, maybe not! ;-)
You don't need
to cut their toenails, brush their teeth or groom them.
They never
spill their food all over the floor.
They don't
smell bad when they get wet.
No
hairballs.
Nobody is
allergic to goldfish.
They never get
bored and walk away when you're talking to them.
They don't
jump into bed and try to lie on your face.
You don't
need to send them to obedience school.
No
drooling, slobbering or licking.
They won't
scratch you with their claws.
They won't
get scared when there are fireworks or thunderstorms.
They won't
beg for table scraps.
They don't
need to be spayed or neutered.
No smelly
letterbox.
They're
relaxing to watch.
They're cute!
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