1. He is Big.
Now I myself am not a small person. People would say that I am, standing at a height of 6 feet 7 inches and a whopping 204 pounds, big. Yes big people by themselves are not dumb, but this is more of a contributing factor. Part of the reasoin I hate Mr. O'Neal is that he is so friggin' huge. He is a giant. Does he use his hugeness powers for good though? NO!! He is a LAKER. There are two things that are natural evils in this world, and one of them is The Lakers. Does anybody actually like the Lakers? NO! Does anybody actually like the city of Los Angeles? NO! See what I mean. All Los Angeles has is a bunch of people running around trying to be famous. They don't actually like living there. They only go for the Lakers because they have won a couple of chanpionships and so its so fashionable to go for a winning team. How many people do you see in L.A. running out to be Clippers fan's, none. Of course people there would say that they support sports in Los Angeles.
2. He is Dumb.
Is it just me or does Shaquille O'Neal just plain sound dumb. He has his big press conferences after games and he sits there and talks with this low monotonous voice. He doesn't look up at people, he just sits there looking directly at the microphone saying stupid stuff like "I am Shaquille O'Neal, I do not understand that I am stupid. I will now say some random big words that will make me sound smart, but really coach has just told me to say these things so that I don't sound dumb." Come on Mr. O'Neal. You are dumb. The doesn't hate dumb people. They only hate dumb people who do dumb things. I don't even understand why they put you in those commercials to help encourage people to read. You don't sound like you have ever read a book in your life. You know the one where your dog "Brick", I should talk about this later, eats the last page of your book. You want to know what it said. It said "See spot run". Thats right you don't even sound like you have the reading level of a kindergardener. You are dumb just admit it O'Neal.
3. He is an Idiot.
To some people this one is synonymous with the last one. To me it is not though. Being an idiot require you not to understand what is going on around you. Have you ever seen Shaq on the basketball court. He runs around the whole time with a dumb stare on his face. It screams "I AM AN IDIOT". It shows up the most when he is shooting a freethrow at an away game for the Lakers. All the fans start screaming passionately in hopes to cause O'Neal to miss, which we all know he does all the time. Shaq stand at the line with this look on his face that almost look like he want to cry and say something like "Why mommy. Why do they boo me. Don't they know I am Shaquille O'Neal. Don't they know who I am. Why mommy why. WAAAAAAAA." Buck up O'Neal. Not everyone likes you. In fact, nobody I know likes you. In fact I despise you. Why cause you are completely oblivios to everything, especially how dumb you are. Its obliviousness like that that makes you an idiot.
I hope this helps you understand why I hate this Mr. O'Neal.
If you have any other reasons why you hate Shaq e-mail me at [email protected], and I will try to get your opinion out there.