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A Special Announcement From The Realtor [Dailyskew exclusive]
"However, something happened on September 11th. On that day, the world ended. We are living in a new reality. I don't think there's any question about that. Humanity as a whole ... is done. "So I am here today to announce several slogans for our new Earth. T-shirts are now available online for only $19.95 (shipping and handling not included). "Here they are: "Earth Done -- Because we're all done." "Earth Done -- You done. I done. We aaaall done." "Earth Done -- No, it doesn't really matter." "Earth Done -- It's been a great run." "Earth Done -- The End" "Earth Done -- Because we just couldn't take it anymore." "Earth Done, baby. Earth....DONE Whoooooooooooooo!! [clap hands wildly]" (The DailySkew reserves the right to cancel this offer at anytime, including now.) --------
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Earth Zero -- The comic book extravaganza by Damian and Tony. It's been done since February ... why don't you email Andrew Foley at Unboundcomics.com, and ask him why Earth Zero's not available yet?
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Letter in a Mailbox --Must-read book of the century! Read it and weep, or else the BIG RED MONSTER WILL JUMP OUT OF THE SCREEN AND GET YOU. HAHAHAHA.
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