A Special Announcement From The Realtor [Dailyskew exclusive]
THE REALTOR: "I know it's not
in your nature to "call it quits" or to "give up". In fact,
your very essence is to work hard, set goals, and achieve greatness. Not a lot
of people are like you. You know how most people are. They want it easy or they
have it easy. They don't put in any effort into what they do. They don't take
pride in working towards something and building a stable future.
"However, something happened on September 11th. On that day, the world ended. We are living in a new reality. I don't think there's any question about that. Humanity as a whole ... is done.
"So I am here today to announce several slogans for our new Earth. T-shirts are now available online for only $19.95 (shipping and handling not included).
"Here they are:
"Earth Done -- Because we're all done."
"Earth Done -- You done. I done. We aaaall done."
"Earth Done -- No, it doesn't really matter."
"Earth Done -- It's been a great run."
"Earth Done -- The End"
"Earth Done -- Because we just couldn't take it anymore."
"Earth Done, baby. Earth....DONE Whoooooooooooooo!! [clap hands wildly]"
(The DailySkew reserves the right to cancel this offer at anytime, including now.)
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