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| Man I love regular nintendo. I'm goin crazy right now thinkin about all the old memories. Playin the track game holy crap man that was so awesome. Me , my brother, and my sister would play it all the time. My parents would come tell us to stop playin eventually though cause they got tired of hearing us stomping away on the pad. So we of course just moved it downstairs! Then there's zelda. Wow my first video game. Man it seemed a lot harder back then. Seemed impossible really, I could not beat that thing. I would have to ask my sister for help... I can beat her now at most games!!!!! God damn tetris/ mario kart though *Sigh* why can't I win! Wow yer still reading this haha I pity you. Hmm dominos pizza bags good idea Arlyn I can store my underwear in there even though that idea wasn't your part it is now. Where was I? Umm o did you know that there are two versions of Punchout? YEah they made a dif version after the whole Mike Tyson go to jail thing. They replaced him with Mr. Dream. Crazy stuff I tell yah. Crap the new star wars galaxy game looks cool. I don't care if it's buggy I just wish it wouldn't lag. that's what I hate about havin dial up can't play those. Be fun to roleplay some weird alien and bug people. That's what I did mostly in UO playin the actual game is never as fun as playing around with peoples minds. Umm topic back gah. Ah yeah anyway duck hunt! God duck hunt was so cool. The clay shooting one was kinda gay cause I sucked at it but shooting the ducks was great! But that god damn dog I hate him so much. I tried to kill him and his stupid giggling face so many times. Grrrrrrrrrr he must die. HE LAUGHED AT ME! Heh I used to even cheat at that game. I tried not to heh. But I would eventually have to put the gun right up to the screen. I still don't know how they knew where I was shooting. Man I feel dumb now that I don't know that still crap. Duck Hunt 2. Before I die I will see it's creation! O yeah and Final Fantasy 1!!! HAh that was great me and my friends Troy, Parker, and Phil palyed that a bunch. Patrick played too but he didn't have a char. See we all had a char and at first we would pass the controller everytime it was our turn in combat, but that got pretty tiring. So we would play and switch off every 10-15mins. Then we were also seeing who's char could get the highest dmg we kept score heh. Damn we were cool! Yeah we also used to pretend we were knights and stuff and wander around in the huge canyon in our backyards damn that was cool. I was a wizard at first, but we eventually decided that was too powerful cause my magic exploding berries *real berries just not exploding* were killin everything. We carved our own swords and stuff. Parker even made a mace that thing was cool "Bubba Clubba" His name was the only one I could remember. Then we used Phil's tree house as our castle. Man that thing was cool though had an extension cable to his house so we had a tv and microwave in there. yeah we were rennaisance men! Ok i'm gonna stop my ramble for now but I will return later!!!!!! Ok I don't remember when I last wrote the ramble so here I am rambling again. Heh I got a slim fast thing drink cause Maria was talking about them a lot so I was like hey ok. Yeah it's the can kind though, it tastes kinda bad but good sort of almost at the same time understand? No i'm not trying to lose weight, gain it! I ate it with some london broil yum. London broil is really good I do'nt care if it's a cheap cut of meat it's a lot better to me than more expensive ones like rib eye or whatever. And there's lots of it so you can stuff yourself. God AFN commercials or they're not really commercials whatever the AFN thingies are really stupid. I want to smash my tv, but that would be bad i'm just gonna watch some japanese tv again, much better. I don't really understand what's going on, but hey that's not a foreign feeling yah know. I got some 50% reeses bites at the shoppete. Discount candy is all warped but it still tastes the same so I like it. Gah where is everyone i'm so damn bored. I went outside and then ran around in circles, it didn't seem to draw anyone out though........ strange. I wonder what penguin meat tastes like. Man if it's good I should become a penguin farmer. I could breed one race of penguins as food and another to train to become super soldiers. Then I can take over the world and stop eating penguins and eat uhh crap what should I eat. damn i'll think of that later I suppose. Wow that was a weird dream I had I can't remember some of it but i've got a good idea of it at least. well I think man dreams are weird that way. Maybe my mind has already altereed it. What if dreams really do predict the future, man that'd be weird. What the hell would this mean anyway ok i'm gonna try and describe it now. I was running around disney land on valentines day. I kept yelling weird things at people and I snuck into special areas. Then a bunch of the pirates were walking around with chips and somethin that looked like coleslaw in a red wooden bowl. I snatched a bunch of it from um and ate and laughed while I ran around. Then I was up on a hill and there were people I know. Then we were all in a house and everyone said they were tired. Then I woke up. So maybe it means I need to eat cole slaw to gain the ultimate power? I had a purpose to pening this and writing again. Really I did, but I fergot oh well. YEah it was weird there were a bunch of dragon flies outside today I thought they were invading or something. i was walking my dog and couldn't go anywhere without movin through their swarm. I guess it was cause it had stopped raining though. Mating season for them maybe? I dunno weird. They were all over for a couple hundred feet. ......... aaaaaah need to record japanese tv commercials. Just make huge volumns of them. They just had guys clapping their mohawks to some gay song. So strange, the mohawks just came apart and clapped. Hmm I wonder if I have any blank tapes. Barbeque! I want bbq chicken. No not chicken Ribs! Ribs are good. So messy though and I am already a really messy eater I hate it when I have to eat them around other people besides my family cause I can't eat it the way I want to eat it. Utensils are the devil for all foods. Heh I like to take a t-bone steak and just hold the bone eating it. You get to eat more of the meat that way and it's a lot easier. To me it feels as though it tastes better if you use your hands to. The metal poisons it I say it poisons death to the metal. Maybe it would be good with a spork I need to get a golden spork that would be fun to have a golden spork. I could take it wherever I went. Like if I was eating soup, I could pull out my golden spork. No need to for their pathetic spoon! Then oh here comes the salad, spork to the rescue! What meat? Ok fine i'll use a knife.......... with my spork! Don't you see the spork is the ultimate utensil. It is the swimm army pocket knife of silverware. If it was a golden spork, could you still call it silverware though? Hmm interesting, would it be goldware? Is that how gladware tupperware was invented. They made it out of the bones of happy people? Holy crap you're still reading this, what the hell is wrong with you. You should give me something for keeping your eyes moving for so long. Yes pay me! Pay me like the dancing monkey at the old people beach! Gwahahahah dancing monkey with the bellhop hat. No one can resist to pay the monkey, he's a monkey he needs the money to free his family from the mexico city zoo. I read it on the back of a sweet-n-low package. Poor guy couldn't even afford a milk cartridge advertisement. No I have toes thankyou. | ||