Sidhuisms - Famous quotes of Sidhu
21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the
third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT'
in the second index at Port of Spain, T&T.
"Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own
buttocks with his two hands."
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a
puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt
or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher
forflaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a
hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking
competition.
29. The third umpires should be changed as often as
nappies and for the same reason.
30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa
Laindex:
'If my aunty had been a man she would have been my
uncle'
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