| Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." |
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| A man is in the hospital after getting drunk and swallowing 120 coins on a bet. Doctors monitoring his situation say, so far, no change. |
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| At weddings old aunts used 2 tease me saying: You are next, you are next.
But they stopped it since I started doing the same to them at funerals! |
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| Your daddy must be a terrorist because you're a BOMB!
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| Husband: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. |
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| Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause. |
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| Q: How do you recognize a Santa's son in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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| Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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| Banta: Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the movie GUIDE?
Santa: B'coz Dev Anand says: 'O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna' |
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| "Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill.
"Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery. I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Jim.
"I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all over?"
"It wasn't so easy!" said Sid, "She put on a hell of a fight!" |
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