July/August 1999
This is one of Rio’s many "Guys."

Here is Po from "Teletubbies"!
Here is Rio’s signature!
Reader Profile…
Suzanne’s sister, Allison Lynne Bettonville, was born in Oregon on February 16, 1985—one day after her dad’s birthday, and one day before her aunt’s. She spent the first year of her life in Oregon before her family moved to Illinois. Today she lives in Ranch Palos Verdes, California with her parents Jim & Roxanne, and her brother John (who is scheduled to attend New York University next fall), and their dog Cookie, two fish, and a snail.
Allie describes herself as a procrastinator (one of her hobbies is "creating ways to avoid cleaning my room"), and defiant. She also says she is a dreamer (her greatest wish is to rule the world!). Allie likes writing, and typical to the Bettonville family, is talented in music. She plays guitar, and hopes to become a famous singer some day.
Reading Allie’s questionnaire, you get the distinct impression that she dislikes school--she likes three-day weekends, dreads the last day of summer vacation, and hates waking up thinking it is Friday, only to find out it is actually Thursday! (She would like to be home-schooled like her older sisters.) Her sense of humor shows when she lists "sugar" as one of the things that makes her happy! She really likes seeing out-of-town relatives too. (She had a great time visiting us and playing with Rio!) She says she dislikes being told what to do.
Allie’s motto is "If you always let people speak for you, nothing you say will ever be true." We are glad she chose to speak out and become the very first "young person" to be profiled in Dallapè Dirt!
Rioisms
Rio: Mummy, I just checked the clock.
Mum: And what time is it?
Rio: Forty degrees!
Allie: Are you hungry this morning?
Rio: No, I was hungry already yesterday.
"I am doing lots and lots of playing today!"
When Mum was folding underwear: "Mummy, that underwear looks like burritos!"
Mum: How’s my baby?
Rio: Don’t say that! I’m a BOY!
When trying to choose between his favorite hat and one Allie gave him, he chose Allie’s because: "I want to wear the other one, but I love Allie." Review of "Moby-Dick"
[NOTE: Rio recently saw the 1950s movie. The mention of Grandpa Jim refers to the fact that Grandpa is bald, like Queequeg.]
Ahab’s leg was having some problems. He was walking funny because his leg comed off. Ahab had one made out of wood, because the leg got bitten off by that whale who bited off the leg, Moby-Dick. Moby-Dick was so white.
Ishmael was on the ship, and Queequeg. Queequeg had tattoos all over his face. He talked funny. Queequeg had some hair like Grandpa Jim, but he had a ponytail.
Ishmael writed his name so he can go in the boat. Queequeg didn’t know how to sign his name, so he drew a whale. He throwed a harpoon at some whales. They died and them got blood. They cutted it off and cooked it and putted some oil in it so it would start cooking. They goed over to Moby-Dick and got the harpoons, and they saw Moby-Dick, and then they goed over to Moby-Dick and them go the harpoon and them shot it. Ahab climbed right under the water, and he goed onto Moby-Dick, and he was wrapping on Moby-Dick’s back and couldn’t get out. He goed under the water. He drowned. And then he disappeared. All of the people died. Ishmael stayed alive. And then a boat came and picked up Ishmael.
THE DEAD DEER
That car wasn’t good because it knocked the antlers and then it stopped and then drove away. Ab came and Rio said, "Ab, there’s a dead deer over there." It had one antler because the other came off because the car knocked the deer down and then its antler came off and then it flew away and then another car came and drove off the antler. That deer looked skinny. It looked so pretty.