| WHY DO WE HATE DBZ? Here's the reasons we hate "the greatest action cartoon ever made" *as Cartoon Network calls it* I decided to merge the reasons why you hate DBZ with the reasons why I hate DBZ. E-mail me your reasons so I can post them. |
| 1) The big bad boss episodes- Yes you know like Frieza, Cell, etc., etc. There is like 50 episodes just on battling them. I think that's a tad bit of an overload. 2) Character designs- Mostly all the male characters like Goku and Gohan AND Gotenks have the exact same face. Now I know they are related but come on!!!! 3) Racism?- Yup. I am assuming Mr. Popo is African American and all but why the hell do they make him all black like the color of this background? And his lips are all pink!! Same goes for other African America characters that are less important in the series. Look around, you'll find them. 4) Making Love...- All of the chracters seem to love to make love, huh? All of them have kids!!!Mostly all of them, anyways. It just seems soo retarded. What's next Piccolo and Krillin making a half Namek half earthling child? (Ewwww.....poor kid) 5) Fight scenes- You know when two people will try to punch each other and keep throwing blows? Can't you see they are showing you the same scene over and over but it's just real fast that you stupid DBZ fans are too stupid to notice?! F***! 6) The name Of The Show- Yup, Dragon BALL, it just doesn't sound right, nuff said. 7) Powering Up?- I swear! Whenever the dbz fighters power up they look like they are crapping!! Even the sounds they make! I'ts absolutely horrifying! I'ts like "UUUUUGGH" "AAAAAAAAAAGH!" 8) The character's voices- Yeah they are soooooo cheesy! I mean they talk like in one reaaaaaaaaallly long sentence and they just reveal the whole plot in it. "Oh Mi Gosh maybe if I charge Up my Kamea mea then I can kill Frieza and the whole world will live happily ever after again." Yeah I know no one ever says that but they kinda talk like that. 9)Trunks- Trunks looks like a Leonardo DiCrapio reject!!! He even has that same girly soft - ish voice! 10) Krillin's face- What the hell?! He has like, six dots on it and no nose that is really weird for an earthling! Damn people! Better character designs! 11) Dubbed sucks!- Yeah almost everyone hates the english version, right? Yeah all the cut out scenes and all! Why the hell does it matter?! I mean we already have violent games like Mortal Kombat (whick kicks ass) that little 10 year olds play! So why can't they just not mess with the episodes?!!? 12) Bulma- Yeah I thought Bulma rocked because she indirectly is the main character (she is the one who wanted to look for the Dragon Balls). But she is a whiny bitch!! She nags about everything! And all the guys in the series act like "oh we can't mess with her."Like whenever she yells at Gohan, Goku, or Krillin they get all scared of her and shit. That's pretty ridiculous. They could kick her ass if they wanted to.Same applies to Videl when she gets mad at Gohan. 13) The fan sites- Those fan sites are getting me pissed up the ass already!! It's like "COME IN HERE WE GOT PICS, ROMS, AND ETC. ETC. How boring! And they always have the same damn boring names like "Dragon Ball Z Power" "Planet Dragon Ball Z" and "Dragon Ball Z Universe"........Yawn.. 14) Vegeta's "Originality"- Have you ever seen how Vegeta looks in most group photos? He is always doing this sideways pose like he thinks his shit don't stink. Almost every picture is like this. I will try to make a collage of these pictures to show you how much he does this! AND HERE IT IS, FINALLY! 15) Cartoon Network please- I just hate the fact Cartoon Network calls it "the greatest action cartoon on the planet." It's so sickening. I honestly think that new girly anime "Totally Spies" is better than DBZ. No joking. 16)Toonami's Lineup- Okay it's different now, but before Toonami's lineup consisted of one dragon ball episode and 2 dragon ball z episodes...RIght...let's all watch one and a half hours of DBZ goodness...and oh yeah BATMAN BEYOND after that! OKAY THAT'S NOT A LOT OF REASONS BUT I'LL THINK OF MORE!!! JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE, YOU DBZ FANS!! |
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