All Dolled Up (lead vocals: Jared)
she goes out every night
she's searching for that special someone
he'll do everything right, listen
when she speaks she says jump; he says how high?
her pants are extra tight, she's got no cellulite
so tonight she'll get all the eyes
she wears so much perfume that when she's in the room
she's a walking contact high
she comes in at two in the morning
she's in love, he's just horny
so sad, but it's not a special case
she's got so much going for her
all he wants to do is whore her
so sad, but to me it's such a waste
it's the same old master plan for getting her a man tonight
she's wasted at a party
he doesn't care about her name, his jokes and him are lame
but still she laughs herself retarded
she wore her shortest skirt and looks so good it hurts
but to him she's a notch in the headboard
to me it's so unfair, he doesn't even care
she deserves so much more