| Name: Mike "Sergeant Pepper-Pants" Victor Instrument: drums and guitar Height: 5 feet, 11 inches. The sixth foot is also 11 inches. Age: The earth became meaningful 22 years ago. Eye color: Brown. The color of a sexy man's eyes. Hair color: Brown, and much hotter than yours will ever be. Likes: Long, romantic walks on the beach, sultry pillowtalk, being held afterwards, men. Dislikes: haters, violence, people who won't give peace a chance, girls that won't give me head. Favorite Bands: Phil Collins, Luther Vandross, the Village People. Formative Groups: The Jaded Innocents, Feed Engine, The Ron Jeremy Sex Explosion, Winger Quote: "What the f@%k!!! I didn't write ANY of this! Dale, you are such a gigantic @$$hole!!!" -Mike Victor |
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