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Saxophone Jokes
Q :: How many alto sax players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A :: Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would have done it.
Q :: What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower?
A 1 :: Lawn mowers sound better in small ensemles.
A 2 :: The neighbors are upset if you borrow a lawnmower and don't return it.
A 3 :: The grip.
Q :: What's the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw?
A :: The exhaust.
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