Q&A Jokes*Q:Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
A:He wanted to get a kick out of it!
*Q:What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
A:One goes quick and the other goes quack!
*Q:How do you lead a horse to water?
A:With lots of carrots.
*Q:What disease do horses fear the most?
A:Hay fever!
*Q:What do you call a hrose wearing Venetian blinds?
A:A zebra!
*Q:What can't horses dance?
A:Because they have two left feet.
*Q:When do vampires like horse racing?
A:When it's neck and neck.
*Q:What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
A:Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
*Q:How long should a horse's legs be?
A:Long enough to reach the ground.
*Q:What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
A:A tale of WHOA.
*Q:What animal has more hands than feet?
A:Why, a horse, of course!
*Q:What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A:A little horse.
*Q:What part of the horse has the most hair?
A:The outside!
*Q:Have you read the book,"100-mile Horse Trek?"
Q:Who wrote it?
A:Major Bumsore
*Q:What's a horse's favorite sport?
A:Stable Tennis
*Q:What do you give a sick horse?
A:Cough stirrup!
*Q:Why did the horse go behind the tree?
A:To change hhis jockeys.
*Q:Why did the horse take a slice of hay to bed?
A:To feed his nightmares!!
*Q:What are the only animals to sleep with their shoes on?
A:A horse, of course!
*Q:What breeds of horses can jump higher than a house?
A:All breeds. Houses can't jump.
*Q:Why was the horse called a hot head?
A:Because he had a blaze.